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The Morning After the Party

catherine — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:09:28 +0000

Just a quickie (sometimes that’s all you need) to say thank you to everyone who turned out for last night’s party with me and the two sexiest women on LDW – Ms Constance and Ms Hunter! If you missed it, you can download the podcast or, if you were there, play all the best bits again. Let’s see, what would be the best bits? Well our very own steph called in and she was DEFINITELY one of the highlights – thanks for your story steph! (I have this sudden craving for gummy bears.) We also had songs from cannibal and kindle – WOW! It just shows you how much talent we have lurking in the chat rooms! Thanks also to saint, who was his usual charming self, and to our newbie, cumwhipper. I hope you’ll stick around cumwhipper! We also had a call from tommie, who just seems determined to dig himself into an ever-deepening hole. *sigh* All I can do is step up the discipline…

Anyway, if you enjoyed the party – let us know and maybe we can be persuaded to do another one. I know I had a blast and welcome any opportunity to be one of the Teasesome Threesome!

Oh, here’s the place to download the podcast. Let me know if it doesn’t work, so I can spank Ms Constance!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for my hosted chat, The Cock Whisperer, on Thursdays at 9pm EST.

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Temptation Tuesdays

catherine — Sat, 22 May 2010 01:34:49 +0000

Just when you thought you couldn’t have any MORE fun at LDW, Ms Ally comes up with another exciting idea! Starting on Tuesday, May 25th until the end of June (and possibly longer) we’ll be having “Temptation Tuesdays”. Every Temptation Tuesday, there will be one “Mystery Hour”, which means that anyone who calls during Mystery Hour gets a credit for a free call in the future, equal to the amount of the call done during Mystery Hour. For instance; you make a 30-minute call at 3:30pm on Temptation Tuesday. You find out the next day that the 3pm Eastern Time hour was selected as Mystery Hour, and we post a credit for you for 30 free minutes for a future call.

Of course it would be no fun if we knew WHICH hour was going to be Mystery Hour, so this is how we’ll decide. Ms Ann hosts a Cock Radio show every Tuesday night at Midnight Eastern Time. At the end of Temptation Tuesday, at 12 midnight, everyone who’s still up will gather in the Cock Radio Chat Room at Community Kink. The Mystery Hour will be determined by the number of chatters in the room at exactly 12am Eastern Time. Ms Ann will have the final say in how many chatters are in the room on her screen at the Magic Moment!

If there are 1 – 24 chatters in the room, it’s easy to figure out: 1 chatter = 1am EST, 10 chatters = 10am EST, 18 chatters = 6pm EST (24-hour clock).

If there are more than 24 chatters, we’ll do it like this: 25 chatters = 2 + 5 = 7 and that = 7am eastern time.

If you’re not able to attend the chat, feel free to email ally@voxerotic.com, call our Customer Service Centre at 800 356 6169, or drop into Live Help and someone will let you know if your call took place during the Temptation Tuesday Mystery Hour. Pretty soon you’ll have no excuse at all not to call your favourite Mistress!

News, News and Even More News!

catherine — Mon, 17 May 2010 18:41:25 +0000

So what have you all been up to you, kinky little denizens of the floating world? Things have certainly been changing around here! First of all, I have a new e-mail address so make a note if you’d like to contact me. It’s catherine@enchantrixempire.com, so drop me a line about absolutely anything at all – it doesn’t necessarily have to be kinky (although we both know it probably will be).

What are you doing on May 31st? (Hint – you might be having a holiday.) Well, whatever else you’re doing, make sure you join me, Ms Constance and Ms Hunter on TalkShoe. We’ll be wreaking a little havoc across the ether and talking about remembering “firsts”. First what? Well, it could be anything – first date, first blow-job, first pair of panties – you decide. We’ll be filling you in on the details in the days to come, but start remembering those first occasions now – we want to hear about them!

What else was there…? Oh yes, the Magic Carpet! The inaugural flight will be from Cock Radio on June 24 at 9pm and I’ll be letting you know more about that in the next few weeks. I wonder if I should order more champagne? In the meantime, you can still join me for the Cock Whisperer on Thursday evenings at 9pm where the subject is ALWAYS “cock”! (Even though the topic does tend to get a little lost among all the other crazy chat!) A certain chatter has been bugging me to put up more pix, so here’s another one – especially for him!

My Favourite Phone Sex

catherine — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 23:13:08 +0000

Spanking?

I keep getting this question “What’s your favourite type of call?”, which is a natural-enough question of course, but one that can be difficult to answer – especially when I genuinely enjoy listening to all kinds of fantasies and fetishes. So while I can’t say exactly what subject I like to talk about, I think I can say something about the way I like a call to be. I love creating another world based on the caller’s fantasy, whether it’s a sissy who wants to be taken on a shopping expedition for new undies, or a stroker-boy who wants to wank for me just the way I like it. Sometimes the world we create and enter together is passionate and intense and quite dark. Often, on those occasions, the only sound I hear is the of whimpering broken only by a little begging. If the sissy call had a touch of lace, then this call would have a touch of leather. Speaking of leather, on a related subject I’m often asked what I’m wearing while I’m on a call. While I’m not always encased in leather (believe it or not!), you can be sure I’m always wearing something sexy – including make-up and fragrance. Well you do want me in the right kind of mood, don’t you? Of course if you’ve arranged a call in advance and it involves, for instance, a spanking or caning session, then you can be sure I’ll be wearing the leather corset and my cane and/or crop will be close at hand!

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Did You Miss Me?

catherine — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:06:48 +0000

Well I’m back now! As some of you may know, I got back from the Mistress Orgy – I mean get-together – last Friday, but I’ve been recovering from a little accident I had. At this point I must assure you that no alcohol was involved! I was hastening back to the hotel in the company of several of the other luscious LDW Mistresses when my heel caught in a paving stone and I fell. Both hands were full at the time (I won’t say with what) so unfortunately I landed on my face! Not to worry, your pornographic priestess is almost fully recovered and ready for all kinds of kinky conversations on the phone and in the chat room. And it seems mine was not the only accident to occur in Florida – somehow FatCock seems to have disappeared! Stolen perhaps? Hmmmm. I believe our resident Cock Hunter, Ms Hunter, has launched an investigation. If anyone can get to the bottom of the mystery, I know SHE can! I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about FatCock’s adventures just as soon as he’s been hunted down.

I must admit that I’d missed you all, so I was very gratified to see the turnout for my interview last night. Yes, Ms Tia interviewed me for The Mistress Interviews and apparently quite a few of you had questions! Many thanks to all of you who turned up to interrogate, erm, I mean “support” me and, just in case you missed it, here’s the interview in full:

I’m sure you’ll all agree that Ms Tia has a way of drawing out the best in any Mistress! Cannibal was kind enough to pass on one of Kindle’s many brilliant ideas and it’ll be interesting to see if anything comes of it. Watch this space for news!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings. NB: THE MAGIC BUS IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS UNTIL JUNE 2010!

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What tommie and kindle did

catherine — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:54:19 +0000

I have no idea what tommie and kindle got up to in the chat room (not to mention the other Rowdy Boyz) when my back was turned the other night, but it had something to do with the song lyrics that tommie dedicated to me for my birthday. Since modesty forbade me from reading them out on the air during my birthday edition of the Magic Bus, I thought I’d share them with you all here. And yes, maybe there was a suggestion of some kind of contest – a suggestion that tommie took upon himself to run with – but there was really no contest. However, after saying all that and, never fear, tommie WILL be dealt with, I was so impressed with what kindle came up with that I’m going to award a prize after all. Kindle gets a free audio from me for coming up with the following:

Who Creamed and Floyded mah Pink Van?
now my Santana don’t work.
you’d know what I Syd, if Lou could Reed.
don’t know Whithers Bill or Bob was Dylan it.
Dylan what?
mabeh Morrison Barrett in the Yard.
yeah, but thats for the Birds.
if the Beatles don’t Stills it first.
ever seen ‘em Rolling dung Stones a Crosby the Nash?
yes, Y?
nope. but it was Suite.
ahh, Judy’s Blue Eyes really Start Me Up.
but that Woman’s into Black Magic.
if you could See Me In The Flesh doing a lil Moondance With A Lil Help, you’d Feel Me pain.
From your Friends?
no. Judy.
but you’d understand why I’s so Homesick I couldn’t Breathe.
ahhh, gives ya the Blues, eh.
yeah.
but why the moondance, wasn’t there No Sunshine?
nope.
aww, I Feel ya, brotha. did ya write a Love Song for her?
yes i did: “For Your Love”
whose van did you say that was?
She Belongs To Me, Love.
Crazy
i’d like to drive it on the Subterranean Wild Side at about 120 Minus Zero.
or with No Limits at all and Get Wasted On The Way.
Feel Free.

Yes, you kinda had to be there so BE THERE! Anyway, kindle gets a free audio for winning a contest that never was, andy (our resident pervert) wins a free audio for answering correctly the question posed on the Magic Bus and tommie has earned himself a good thrashing! All is well in the Floating World!

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The School Mistress – Part XII

catherine — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:33:21 +0000

We left the naughty schoolboy in the School Nurse’s office, naked, bent over a chair and with the Nurse preparing to take his temperature with her “special” thermometer! The School Mistress was on hand to lend any assistance that might be necessary. The boy had closed his eyes tightly as he heard the Nurse snapping on her rubber gloves and tried to prepare himself as best he could. In the intervening pause, however, he’d been unable to resist a peek from the corner of his eye. All he could see from his position was the School Mistress’s elegant silk-stockinged legs and feet in their outrageously high heeled pumps. He focussed on them to try and take his mind off what was happening in his nether regions, and this of course resulted in the inevitable hardening of his cock! It spasmed and swelled to an impressive state of erectness, which was, after all, quite normal for a schoolboy as naughty as this one! He watched the School Mistress move behind him and he was aware of his face reddening even more at the thought of the two women standing behind him, “thermometer” poised, staring at his exposed arse. “Perhaps I can help?” said the School Mistress. Coming from anyone else this may have seemed innocent enough, but knowing her as he did, it made the school boy swallow – hard! “That IS a very large instrument” she carried on “And I wouldn’t want it to hurt him – well not TOO much – so perhaps I’d better prepare the way, so to speak?” The two women sniggered unpleasantly and the schoolboy began to think of simply running from the room, but the thought of further punishments rooted him to the spot. Besides, as much as his brain urged him to leave, his cock urged him to stay right where he was! And we all know which head rules the naughty schoolboy! He started nervously as he felt cool hands on his bottom, one on each cheek, spreading them abruptly apart. One of the women had her face so close to his arsehole that he could feel her warm breath in that most private place. “Ah yes” he heard the Nurse say “He does look as if he’d be rather tight. What did you have in mind?” “Just this” said the School Mistress,” and he felt her begin to gently rub the outer rim of his arsehole with a well-lubed finger. The schoolboy sighed and then gasped as he felt the long finger penetrate his tight hole. As she slid the finger gently in and out he couldn’t help but move against it, groaning softly all the time. “Interesting,” said the Nurse, “See how hard his penis gets – even before the probe is inserted?”. “Oh yes”, said the School Mistress “I’ve always found him to be quite responsive. Let’s see what happens when you insert the probe, perhaps I’d better hold him”. Hold him? What did she mean “hold him?” The boy felt a moment of panic as the School Mistress seized his head and pressed his face into her bosom. Somehow her blouse became unbuttoned in the process and the boy’s face was pressed into her fragrant cleavage. She was wearing a delicious black lace bra which left an ample amount of smooth flesh against which to press his face. He inhaled deeply and savoured the moment – his cock twitching in appreciation. At the same time he felt something pressing insistently against his anus and made a feeble attempt to protest. His protests were muffled against the warm flesh of the School Mistress’s breasts and the schoolboy could do nothing but surrender himself to the two women – one causing pain and humiliation at his rear end and the other smothering his face in warm female flesh. The conflicting sensations confused the boy – his hot throbbing cock adding to the sweet confusion and he felt compelled to submit, to surrender to the women and to the lust flooding his body. “Just take a deep breath now” he heard the School Nurse say. And the schoolboy did.

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Ready for the Kinky Radio Party?

catherine — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:35:50 +0000

Tomorrow night’s the special birthday edition of the Magic Bus – so are you ready for some kinky radio? Is your birthday suit all nicely ironed – no wrinkles allowed! I know mine will be silky smooth and ready for the road. In honour of my birthday, and to say thank you for all the support through the year from the Rowdy Boyz, the Usual Suspects and sundry sissies, I’ll be giving away some prizes. I’ll be asking a question in the chat room – it’ll relate to something I’ve said recently in the chat room, so I hope you’ve been paying attention! The first person to type the correct answer in the room will win a free audio on the subject of your choice.

Thank you for everyone who sent me birthday greetings, including this one from Rowdy Boy, tommie. I did originally intend to read this out during the Magic Bus, but decided that it would be much better to post it here. Hmmmm I wonder if I should give a prize for guessing the source of all these lyrics? Perhaps… Anyway, thank you tommie for dedicating these song lyrics to me. Every inch of my body is blushing!

Bow down to her on Sunday
Salute her when her birthday comes
Listening to you I get the music
Gazing at you I feel the heat
You can start me up, I’ll never stop.
You make a grown man cry
For your love, I’d give the moon if it were mine to give.
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
She said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
I knew a girl and I like her still
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will…
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
and she’s always gone too long
anytime she goes away.
She’s got a fine sense of humour when I’m feeling low down
She doesn’t have to say she’s faithful
Yet she’s true, like ice, like fire
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can’t leave you alone
I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
And you make it hard (heh)
I get high with a little help from my friends
You know the night’s magic
Seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight
Seems to shine in your blush…
See me feel me touch me heal me
Feel when I dance with you,
We move like the sea.
Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Happy birthday, MsCatherine

I know that our sexy driver, steph, will be wearing something extra-special for the Birthday Bus and no doubt various intoxicants will be circulating as we make our twisted way through the mysterious countryside of our imaginations and no doubt there’ll be a certain amount of cock teasing thanks to the weekly Bedtime Story! Tune in to www.cockradio.com at 10pm EST tomorrow night and join us in the Cock Radio room to join in the chat. See you then!

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Birthday Party in our Kinky Cock Radio Room!

catherine — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:38:45 +0000

Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find out just how much fun it is and why it’s the place where all the cool kids hang out! If you’d like to send me a birthday greeting to be played on the air, just send an MP3 to empress.catherine@yahoo.com by Thursday afternoon and I’ll make sure it’s played. For those of you without a microphone *looks meaningfully in no one’s direction in particular…* just send me something I can read out. Since it’s a party, who knows what Mistresses might drop in to join the festivities – maybe a couple you’ve never met before?

Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

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The School Mistress – Part XI

catherine — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:56 +0000

Another erotic bedtime story by Catherine. If you’d rather listen than read, just go to the Bedtime Story page.

All characters in this story are fictitious and the naughty schoolboy is, of course, over the age of 18. Perhaps if he’d paid more attention to his school work and less attention to his school mistress, he may not have been kept behind…

The naughty schoolboy lay, panting, over the knees of the School Mistress. His body shuddered in aftershocks from the force of his orgasm and he kept his eyes closed – delaying his return to reality as long as he could. His afterglow didn’t last long! The School Mistress stood up abruptly, tumbling the boy to the floor where he lay helplessly – legs still weak and trembling from his uncontrolled spurting; bottom still sore and red from his spanking. “Just look at the disgusting mess you’ve made you filthy boy!” The School Mistress shouts at him. “I really think there must be something wrong with you – stand up so I can look at you!” The boy struggles to his feet, pulling up his pyjama pants as he does so, and stands sheepishly in front of the Mistress. He flinches as her arm shoots out, but she only places her hand on his forehead. “Yes,” she says “Your forehead is quite hot, your face is flushed and you seem to be constantly in some state of arousal.” The boy is speechless with indignation. Of course he’s in a constant state of arousal – how can he be any other way around her?! For once, he wisely decides to say nothing and hangs his head in a manner he feels sure will go SOME way towards placating the angry School Mistress – fighting the urge to mutter obscenities under his breath. “Yesss…” she says again “I really think you should pay a visit to the new School Nurse – let her examine you and see what she thinks”. The School Mistress ignores for the moment the sticky mess on her smooth thighs and sits down to write a note which she thrusts into the boy’s hand. “Here take this to the Nurse and I’ll call her to tell her you’re on your way – so no detours!” The boy is in such a state of confusion that he merely takes the note, nods and plods off on quivering legs towards the Nurse’s office.

The sight that greets him as he opens the office door is a little disconcerting – perhaps he should have knocked first. His first view of the new School Nurse is of her ample bottom! She’s reaching across a desk, the navy blue dress hiked up, showing opaque black stockings and an expanse of smooth white thigh and the lower edge of round buttocks. The boy coughs nervously and the School Nurse straightens up and turns around. “Ah there you are!” she says “I’ve been expecting you – strip!” The schoolboy takes in the the sight of the nurse in her rather right uniform – breasts straining behind a white starched apron, pale blonde hair scraped back under a white cap starched quite as savagely as the apron, and realises he has no choice but to comply. He stands there, pale and shivering as the Nurse looks him over – from every angle! Only his insolent cock shows no sign of embarrassment and betrays his appreciation of the Nurse’s womanly curves. As he waits for the next stage of the examination, he hears the door open behind him and the unmistakable click of the School Mistress’s high heels. He feels the remaining blood in his face drain – and we know exactly where it goes, don’t we? He groans inwardly, but whether in dread or in anticipation or a combination of the two, even HE doesn’t know. “Oh good!” says the School Mistress with undisguised glee – you haven’t started yet – I wouldn’t want to miss anything! Please carry on as if I weren’t here.” “Oh yes” says the Nurse “You haven’t missed anything at all – I was just about to take his temperature – now then boy, bend over!” The naughty schoolboy hears the snapping on of rubber gloves behind him and, as he takes a deep, but rather shaky breath, the sound of the School Mistress saying “Ooooh – that’s a big one! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a thermometer THAT big before!” “Yes” says the Nurse “It’s a rather special one I had custom-made for just these cases – it will probe his prostate at the same time – I DO think that’s so important, don’t you?” The school boy closed his eyes tightly as he heard the School Mistress chuckle evilly. He, of course, knew exactly what that meant…

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