You’ll have plenty of time to recover from those festivities and get ready for my birthday party on Sunday, 28 February. It’s actually my birthday on the 25th, but I’ll be celebrating with all the rowdy boyz on the Magic Bus on the 28th. If you’d like to send along a birthday greeting to me, then make me an MP3 and I’ll play it on the radio or just send a note to me at empress.catherine@yahoo.com – either with or without a song dedication – and I’ll read it out during the show. Maybe the rowdy boyz should get together and all sing Happy Birthday? I suppose at least one of you would prefer to hear the Lolcatz version..

If possible, I’ll be hosting an extended show for my birthday (yes – you get to ride on the long bus instead of the short one for a change) but I’ll keep you posted on that. Also, I’m always open for song requests – provided they fit the rather loose format of the show. No Sinatra requests please! Well, you can request him if you’re into DENIAL!!

See you all soon on the Bus, and watch this blog and that of the other Mistresses for further details on the V-Day festivities and get ready to show the loooooooove!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

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This evening Miss Viv is hosting a Thanksgiving Day party in the chat room, but next week will see the first of my new hosted chats, “The Cock Whisperer”. If you have a cock of your own, if you know someone who has one, or if you always wanted to know more about them, then join us in the Special Events Room at www.communitykink.com on Thursday evenings at 9pm. Whether you think you have a freakishly large cock, one that’s miniscule, or one that you want to fit into panties, you can join in the chat. In the meantime, listen out for my promo on www.cockradio.com.

As many of you know, I don’t do television, but do occasionally watch BBC programmes on BBC iPlayer. I’ve recently discovered “Hotel Stephanie” and I’m really getting into it. Briefly, it’s a reality show (I loathe that term, but…) about a transgendered hotelier. Stephanie’s story is inspiring to ALL women – transgendered or not and I particularly recommend it to those of you interested in positive female role models.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

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(Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card)
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While I was in Quebec City I saw quite a number of sissies and was happy to find that the City is quite tolerant, not to say welcoming, of kinksters of all kinds. I look forward to chatting with some of you crossdressers in the chat room and on the phone very soon – I’ve missed you! I’ll post some pics from my trip over the next few days and tell you more about the shopping, the chocolate, the hot stone massage, etc. In the meantime, if you’ve really missed me, then give me a call or email me for an appointment.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
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If this is your fantasy, or if you’d like to explore some other aspect of femdom – tease and denial, or cuckolding for instance – then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings. For lively lunchtime radio, tune in to the Pub Lunch at 1:00 pm EST on Wednesdays.

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And what about cuckolding? Would it be even more erotic if your wife cuckolded you with a guy in a kilt? How could it not be? As for giving a man a good spanking or caning – imagine the erotic possibilities! Turning a man over my knee and flipping up his kilt! mmmmmmm…

I have two other questions regarding the kilt. Can a sissy wear a kilt? If so, how would it be incorporated into a sissy ensemble? I’d like to hear from some of you if you have some suggestions. Perhaps something more along the lines of a North American school uniform? It’s interesting that, traditionally, only men wear the kilt but it’s become associated with school girls in North America. Is that another form of cross-dressing? Hmmm, maybe.

The other question relates (of course) to what a man wears under his kilt. Since a picture is said to be worth a thousand words, perhaps it would be simpler to just post this photograph which shows exactly what is worn (or rather, not worn) beneath the kilt!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings. For lively lunchtime radio, tune in to the Pub Lunch at 1:00 pm EST on Wednesdays.

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Yesterday was a snow day, which is always good for a spot of pampering, and I took full advantage of it! I was thinking of how much some of my sissy friends would probably enjoy a day full of nail-painting, hair primping and all that goes along with it, including a lovely long foot massage. I wore my brand new white silk pyjamas all day and managed to keep them pristine for the whole day! (Those of you who know me well, will know that silk pyjamas are my favourite “lounging around” attire.) Speaking of sissies, I’ve been meaning to take some time to write about a couple of special sissy friends of mine – maybe later this week I’ll be able to do it. One is a beautiful Irish sissy called nicolette and the other is my special pet, britney. Watch this space for more about these two special sissies!

Now I must go and take some calls. What am I in the mood for this morning? Last week I was feeling very cruel but I think that the theme for this week might well be TEASE. Tease and denial? Perhaps. Most certainly the tease part and as for the other – well, we’ll have to see, won’t we? Of course it’s my opinion that cuckolding is the ultimate in tease and denial and so I’m always happy to speak to any little cuckie boys.  I’m always open to any kind of conversation, so just call me and let me know what you like to talk about.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169

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For details on how to enter, you need to see the forums but, briefly, send a pic of yourself in your best sissy outfit to Ms Tara at tarasaysbadboy@aol.com, making sure you include your sissy name, and stating in your email, “I am over 18, and I give permission to Sissy School/LDW Group to post my photo on www.sissyschool.com.” Ms Tara will post it on the boards for all the Mistresses look at and vote on. The contest is not just about how femme you look, but how much of a sissy you are so please let that inner sissy express herself.

The five categories are:

Miss Sissy School – for the glamour girls;
Little Miss Sissy - for sissies who love those short frilly dresses;
Miss Sissy Maid - for sissies who LOVE a uniform;
Sissy School’s Prettiest Baby - for the sissy babies;
Miss Sissy Slut - you know who you are!

The winner in each category gets a FREE fifteen-minute call with the Mistress of their choice! (Oh, and don’t think you have to talk about “sissy subjects” if you win a free call. You can talk about anything from small penis humiliation to cuckolding – although I realise that for some of you the two subjects are sort of entwined!) Entries must be received by 31 March 2009, and the winners will be announced on 7 April.

Yes, unfortunately, we must have a few RULES:

Contestants MUST be over 18 years of age.
You can only submit photos of yourself.
No nude pictures.
Faceless photos will not be accepted. If you’re really shy, you can wear some huge European shades or, if you’re so inclined, a mysterious veil.
Remember that by submitting your photo, you’re giving us permission to post it on the Sissy School forums.

If you have any questions, just drop Ms Tara a line at her e-mail address noted above.

Good luck girlies!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine
800-601-6975
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So you think you’d like to be my new maid? Are you sure about that? I’m very, very strict you know – very particular. I like things to be done just right and if they’re not – then I get very very cross. You wouldn’t want to make me cross, would you? Well, you look as though you might do. I find that sissy boys make the best parlour maids! I’m giving a tea party for my female friends today – perhaps that will be a good test for you. I often give tea parties for my female friends, so you’ll need to perform well.
First of all, let’s get you properly dressed for the occasion. I like my maids to wear this uniform – a short pink dress with lots of frilly petticoats, white stockings with lacy tops and matching pink panties with lots of white lacy frills – you’ll be bending over rather a lot as you serve tea. Some pretty little pink shoes with a strap and the finishing touch will be a pretty, lacy cap with a ribbon – no hairs in the food please!

You will be expected to serve tea and little tiny sandwiches and dainty cakes. You can do that can’t you – without spilling or dropping anything? Also, I cannot abide a maid who rattles the cups and saucers – I shall be very cross if you do that. I should be forced, reluctantly, to punish you – to humiliate you in front of all my friends. They would laugh at you and tease you quite without mercy. Which brings us to another, more delicate, subject. My friends are all rather attractive women who like to dress well. It would be unfortunate if you became, shall we say, “excited” – I’ve known it to happen before. Even under all those frills and flounces your “excitement” may become apparent and if that happens we’ll have to deal with it. I’ll have to stand you in the middle of the floor and take down your frilly panties, bend you over my knee and give you a good spanking. It pains me to have to take these measures but really, you ought to be able to control that thing! I’ll spank and spank your little round bottom until it’s red and sore, swollen and stinging and we’ll see if that does the trick. If not, if that nasty little worm of yours is still making its presence known, then we’ll have to resort to more drastic measures. Don’t be shy darling, I’m just going to have you hold up the front of your dress with one hand and with the other you can [ahem] deal with the unfortunate situation. That’s right – start stroking it and if you feel too embarrassed, too humiliated to do the job properly then I know my friends will all encourage you. Is that as big as it gets, dear? Such a lot of fuss for such a small penis! Yes, they might laugh and point at your little willy, they might call you rude names, but it’s all in fun! Surely with a cock that small, you must be used to women laughing at it? Now, are you sure you still want the job sissy boy…?

If you’d like to discuss this, or any other forms of femdom, then let’s chat at the number below through sexytexting.com.

Empress Catherine
800-356-6169
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