Yes, that’s right the Magic Bus is back for one last ride!   Recently somebody suggested one last ride on the Bus to celebrate my birthday (thank you rachel!) and so tomorrow night we’re having a Magic Bus instead of the usual Carpet at 9pm.  Although, since tommie and mike have taken over the organisation of the party theme, we’ll actually be leaving a bit early – probably at about 8:40pm.  If you’re interested in taking part in the trivia quiz, you might want to check out some of the videos posted on www.enchantrixempire.com – in fact you might want to bone up (if you’ll excuse the expression) on all things Monty Python and the Holy Grail!  And if you want to send me a birthday greeting in the form of an MP3 to played during the show, then there’s still time to get one to me at catherine@enchantrixempire.com.  Let’s see what else…  Oh yes, there’ll be TWO bedtime stories – one will be an old favourite from the Magic Bus days and one will be something new written especially for the occasion (assuming of course that I get it finished in time!) and no doubt all kinds of cavorting in the chat room.  I’m hoping that steph and rachel will take charge of the driving and who knows who else might pop in to enjoy the festivities!  All are invited – just leave your attitude at the door and hop aboard!

Tomorrow night on Cock Radio and in the chat room beginning at 8:40pm est.

Magic Bus Exterior

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Tomorrow night’s the special birthday edition of the Magic Bus – so are you ready for some kinky radio? Is your birthday suit all nicely ironed – no wrinkles allowed! I know mine will be silky smooth and ready for the road. In honour of my birthday, and to say thank you for all the support through the year from the Rowdy Boyz, the Usual Suspects and sundry sissies, I’ll be giving away some prizes. I’ll be asking a question in the chat room – it’ll relate to something I’ve said recently in the chat room, so I hope you’ve been paying attention! The first person to type the correct answer in the room will win a free audio on the subject of your choice.

Thank you for everyone who sent me birthday greetings, including this one from Rowdy Boy, tommie. I did originally intend to read this out during the Magic Bus, but decided that it would be much better to post it here. Hmmmm I wonder if I should give a prize for guessing the source of all these lyrics? Perhaps… Anyway, thank you tommie for dedicating these song lyrics to me. Every inch of my body is blushing!

Bow down to her on Sunday
Salute her when her birthday comes
Listening to you I get the music
Gazing at you I feel the heat
You can start me up, I’ll never stop.
You make a grown man cry
For your love, I’d give the moon if it were mine to give.
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
She said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
I knew a girl and I like her still
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will…
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
and she’s always gone too long
anytime she goes away.
She’s got a fine sense of humour when I’m feeling low down
She doesn’t have to say she’s faithful
Yet she’s true, like ice, like fire
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can’t leave you alone
I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
And you make it hard (heh)
I get high with a little help from my friends
You know the night’s magic
Seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight
Seems to shine in your blush…
See me feel me touch me heal me
Feel when I dance with you,
We move like the sea.
Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Happy birthday, MsCatherine

I know that our sexy driver, steph, will be wearing something extra-special for the Birthday Bus and no doubt various intoxicants will be circulating as we make our twisted way through the mysterious countryside of our imaginations and no doubt there’ll be a certain amount of cock teasing thanks to the weekly Bedtime Story! Tune in to www.cockradio.com at 10pm EST tomorrow night and join us in the Cock Radio room to join in the chat. See you then!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find out just how much fun it is and why it’s the place where all the cool kids hang out! If you’d like to send me a birthday greeting to be played on the air, just send an MP3 to empress.catherine@yahoo.com by Thursday afternoon and I’ll make sure it’s played. For those of you without a microphone *looks meaningfully in no one’s direction in particular…* just send me something I can read out. Since it’s a party, who knows what Mistresses might drop in to join the festivities – maybe a couple you’ve never met before?

Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Yes, it’s that time of year again! In spite of the weather, February is one of my favourite months – how can it NOT be, with my birthday AND Valentine’s Day in the same month? So for all you stroker-boys, sissies and miscellaneous kinksters, watch this space for more info about what’s coming (oops!) for the month of February. (With a bit of luck, YOU will be!) As usual, we Mistresses are planning and plotting to bring some fun events to our kinky radio and even kinkier chat rooms – events that will result in some of you winning prizes, including free calls with some of your favourite Mistresses! All these events will be culminating in a special Valentine’s Day Party in the chat rooms on Saturday, 13 February.

You’ll have plenty of time to recover from those festivities and get ready for my birthday party on Sunday, 28 February. It’s actually my birthday on the 25th, but I’ll be celebrating with all the rowdy boyz on the Magic Bus on the 28th. If you’d like to send along a birthday greeting to me, then make me an MP3 and I’ll play it on the radio or just send a note to me at empress.catherine@yahoo.com – either with or without a song dedication – and I’ll read it out during the show. Maybe the rowdy boyz should get together and all sing Happy Birthday? I suppose at least one of you would prefer to hear the Lolcatz version..

If possible, I’ll be hosting an extended show for my birthday (yes – you get to ride on the long bus instead of the short one for a change) but I’ll keep you posted on that. Also, I’m always open for song requests – provided they fit the rather loose format of the show. No Sinatra requests please! Well, you can request him if you’re into DENIAL!!

See you all soon on the Bus, and watch this blog and that of the other Mistresses for further details on the V-Day festivities and get ready to show the loooooooove!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

The question is, what’s kinky to you? Tell me and Ms Constance all about what’s kinky to you and maybe, just maybe, we’ll tell you what’s kinky to us. Tomorrow’s subject for discussion in our kinky chatroom is “What’s Kinky To You?”. So if you have some thoughts on the subject – or even if you don’t – join us at 1 pm in the Special Events Room at www.communitykink.com for “Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine”. Perhaps you think the idea of kneeling naked in front of me, with only a collar around your neck, begging for release is kinky? Perhaps being my little sissy maid all dressed up in the daintiest fashion might seem kinky? Or hearing me describe a scene where your wife makes you wear the cuckold horns – is THAT kinky? I suppose my point is that many things may be considered kinky, and we want to hear all about YOUR kinks!

Speaking of kinky – which we were – I’ve been meaning to mention a very kinky little sissy of mine. Her name is camille and she’s my baby girl. Well, I say baby girl because she’ll always be that to me, but of course she’s no baby! Actually she’s a very naughty young lady and has recently taken up cocksucking. I know that she will have performed wonderfully and I’m so very proud of her! Four hard, throbbing cocks on her very first attempt! She’s becoming such a little cocktease – I can’t think where she gets it from!

And congratulations are in order. I’m sure it will come as no surprise that tommie has won the “What Does the Magic Bus Look Like?” contest. You can see his entry here on my blog and I’m sure everyone will agree that he deserved to win the free 15-minute call with me. Congratulations tommie! Thanks to everyone who participated and look out for the next contest!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

(Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card)
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Yes – treats! So, what’s going on now? Where to begin, that’s the question – there’s so much happening around here at the moment. OK – first things first, on Wednesday 21 October the topic of the day for “Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine” will be “Things That Make You Go OW”! I’m sure there are things that you’ve always wanted to try – perhaps things that you HAVE tried – that make you go “OW” – but in a good way of course! If you’d like to participate, then get your pics and links ready to share with the crowd at www.communitykink.com at 1pm EST on Wednesday. Of course, you’re free to just hang out in chat and lurk!

The Happy Hour after that will be on 28 October and so there will be something of a Halloween flavour to the chat that day. The lovely Ms Constance and I will be offering a couple of prizes for the Best Cock Costume and the Worst Cock Costume. We’ll be giving away a free ten-minute call in each category. Whether you’re a sissy or a cuckold, a stroker boy or a strapon training enthusiast, you should be able to come up with something!

And the third, and perhaps the most exciting, event that Ms Constance and I have planned for your delectation will take place on Monday, 9 November when we’ll be airing a live “Happy Hour Vegas Special” from our hotel room in Las Vegas. Watch this space for more details about that, but mark your calendars and make sure you’ll be available to have some fun in the CockRadio room at 8 pm EST on that date. This will be a good chance for those of you who aren’t usually available to join us at our lunch-time chats to see what you’ve been missing!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

In case some of you were wondering – no, I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth! I’ve just had a nasty case of ‘flu for the past week but I’m delighted to report that I’m feeling much better now and raring to go! It must have been the fun I had at Wednesday’s Happy Hour that set me on the road to recovery – the combination of Ms Constance on our kinky radio and the chatters in the room gave me a boost, I’m sure! Oh, and for those of you who wanted to hear what made me “go mmmmmm”, just check my Free Audio section. Speaking of Ms Constance, I’m sure that many of you have heard about the upcoming Mistress jamboree in Las Vegas. Ms Constance and I will be meeting in the flesh (hehehehe) for the first time and thought it might be fun to do something special for our loyal fans from Happy Hour, just to commemorate the occasion. Nothing’s been confirmed yet, but watch this space (and Ms Constance’s blog) for more about what we have in store for you lucky victims – I mean fans! I won’t say any more about it for now, but we’ll let you know soon. Or will we…? Perhaps we might like to keep you in a state of suspense – a sort of mental equivalent of cockteasing! I’ll just leave you with this thought to carry around with you – your Happy Hour mistresses will be alone together in a hotel room in Vegas. Hmmmm, I wonder if Ms Constance will bring a strapon – and I wonder if she’s ticklish? I could ask her I suppose, but it might be more fun to just find out for myself…

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

The topic for this week’s Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine is “Things That Make You Go, ‘Mmmmmmmmm’.” Sounds simple enough, doesn’t it, but perhaps we ought to be clear about what kind of mmmmmmmm we’re talking about. Is it the mmmmmm of pleasure – that involuntary moan of ecstasy? Or is it the sound that comes from the mouth of the gagged sub? Those sounds make ME go mmmmmmm, of course! I’m thinking of the groan that escapes the gagged mouth of the sub as he realises just what I’m about to do to him – perhaps his first glimpse of my strap-on. Or is it the sound he makes as I first enter him – that first invading thrust? That sound of mingled pain, pleasure and a sort of resignation; of submission and, perhaps, surprise. I can’t help responding with my own “mmmmmm”. Perhaps it’s the sound the cuckold makes when he opens the door to his wife’s latest lover, or the sound the sissy makes on seeing a new pair of panties. And so, on Wednesday, when we’re discussing the things that make us all go “mmmmmm” I’ll be telling you some of the things that make me moan with pleasure and some of the things I like to do to induce moans of various kinds from the men in my life. As most of you know, I do like a nice pain slut and just adore inflicting just the right amount of pain – the right amount meaning that I get to hear the moan that says “Yes – that hurts – but don’t stop!”

This week we’ll be adding a new dimension to Happy Hour with Ms Constance playing a few of her favourite tunes on our favourite kinky radio station – CockRadio. I’m looking forward to seeing you all there enjoying the chat and the music at 1pm EST on Wednesday in the Special Events Room at www.communitykink.com.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

Good news for fans of the Magic Bus, chat room chatters and LDW fans in general! First of all, thanks to the generosity of a chatter known to me only as ttryt, the Magic Bus will sound even better in future. Yes, ttryt has kindly purchased a new microphone for me from my Amazon wish list so not only will my life be a little easier but the sound quality for the Bus fans should be much increased. Thanks again ttryt!

Speaking of the Magic Bus – just a reminder about the contest running at the moment. Send me a pic of what you think the Magic Bus might look like. This could be something that you’ve drawn/painted/rendered or whatevered yourself, or something you’ve seen that makes you think “That MUST be the Magic Bus!” I’ll post the entries on my blog – all of them or just the best ones depending on how many I get – and announce the winner during the “All Blues” edition of the Magic Bus on 1 November. The prize for the best entry is a secret for the time being. Also send me your requests/suggestions/dedications for that show and I’ll see if I can squeeeeeeeeeeze them into the playlist. We might have to have a long Bus that night! I know the playlist will probably spark some discussion in the chat room about the definition of “blues” but it should make for an exceptionally lively room!

And that reminds me – we have a new room at communitykink. This one should appeal to everyone – whether you’re a sissy, a cuckold, a kinky stroker boy or a crossdresser. Here’s the link to the Community Kink Tour page, where you can read more about it. Ms Cecilia will be your tour guide and I know she’ll make the trip a memorable one – whether you’re new to our kinky community, or one of the usual suspects from the chat room.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com