Yes, that’s right the Magic Bus is back for one last ride!   Recently somebody suggested one last ride on the Bus to celebrate my birthday (thank you rachel!) and so tomorrow night we’re having a Magic Bus instead of the usual Carpet at 9pm.  Although, since tommie and mike have taken over the organisation of the party theme, we’ll actually be leaving a bit early – probably at about 8:40pm.  If you’re interested in taking part in the trivia quiz, you might want to check out some of the videos posted on www.enchantrixempire.com – in fact you might want to bone up (if you’ll excuse the expression) on all things Monty Python and the Holy Grail!  And if you want to send me a birthday greeting in the form of an MP3 to played during the show, then there’s still time to get one to me at catherine@enchantrixempire.com.  Let’s see what else…  Oh yes, there’ll be TWO bedtime stories – one will be an old favourite from the Magic Bus days and one will be something new written especially for the occasion (assuming of course that I get it finished in time!) and no doubt all kinds of cavorting in the chat room.  I’m hoping that steph and rachel will take charge of the driving and who knows who else might pop in to enjoy the festivities!  All are invited – just leave your attitude at the door and hop aboard!

Tomorrow night on Cock Radio and in the chat room beginning at 8:40pm est.

Magic Bus Exterior

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Just a quickie (sometimes that’s all you need) to say thank you to everyone who turned out for last night’s party with me and the two sexiest women on LDW – Ms Constance and Ms Hunter!  If you missed it, you can download the podcast or, if you were there, play all the best bits again.  Let’s see, what would be the best bits?  Well our very own steph called in and she was DEFINITELY one of the highlights – thanks for your story steph!  (I have this sudden craving for gummy bears.)  We also had songs from cannibal and kindle – WOW!  It just shows you how much talent we have lurking in the chat rooms!  Thanks also to saint, who was his usual charming self, and to our newbie, cumwhipper.  I hope you’ll stick around cumwhipper!  We also had a call from tommie, who just seems determined to dig himself into an ever-deepening hole.  *sigh*  All I can do is step up the discipline…

Anyway, if you enjoyed the party – let us know and maybe we can be persuaded to do another one.  I know I had a blast and welcome any opportunity to be one of the Teasesome Threesome!

Oh, here’s the place to download the podcast.  Let me know if it doesn’t work, so I can spank Ms Constance!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for my hosted chat, The Cock Whisperer, on Thursdays at 9pm EST.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

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This did start out as a blog about the fine art of arse worship (hence the title) but somewhere along the way I thought “Who wants to read my perspective on this activity? About the correct use of tongue, about how the subby should ensure soft, supple lips and the correct application of same?” I realised (especially after last week’s Cock Whisperer) that what you REALLY want to read about is what’s happening with the Magic Bus. Well here’s the scoop – the REAL scoop (*looking at no one in particular*). The Magic Bus has ceased to be – it’s been retired to wherever it is old buses go when their working lives are over. Thanks to all of you who’ve supported it in the past and I hope you’ll enjoy its new incarnation as the Magic Carpet (much more environmentally friendly). The Bus is dead – long live the Carpet! Yes, that’s right, there’s to be a new show on Cock Radio at 9pm on Thursday evenings beginning in June. I’m hoping this one will be live and serve as a gateway to a great weekend instead of a winding-down as the Bus was. Think of it this way, if the Bus was the chill-out lounge, the Carpet will be the foyer where we’ll all gather and get in the mood for whatever kind of weekend we have planned. I just hope we have a big enough carpet and that no one falls off…

Oh, and a reminder about Ms Ann’s Auction coming up on Saturday. (Check out her blog for details.) I know it’s already caused a great deal of excitement in LDWland so I can only imagine what will happen at the actual event!

See you tonight at the Cock Whisperer! (Maybe we can try to continue last week’s topic *sigh*)

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I have no idea what tommie and kindle got up to in the chat room (not to mention the other Rowdy Boyz) when my back was turned the other night, but it had something to do with the song lyrics that tommie dedicated to me for my birthday. Since modesty forbade me from reading them out on the air during my birthday edition of the Magic Bus, I thought I’d share them with you all here. And yes, maybe there was a suggestion of some kind of contest – a suggestion that tommie took upon himself to run with – but there was really no contest. However, after saying all that and, never fear, tommie WILL be dealt with, I was so impressed with what kindle came up with that I’m going to award a prize after all. Kindle gets a free audio from me for coming up with the following:

Who Creamed and Floyded mah Pink Van?
now my Santana don’t work.
you’d know what I Syd, if Lou could Reed.
don’t know Whithers Bill or Bob was Dylan it.
Dylan what?
mabeh Morrison Barrett in the Yard.
yeah, but thats for the Birds.
if the Beatles don’t Stills it first.
ever seen ‘em Rolling dung Stones a Crosby the Nash?
yes, Y?
nope. but it was Suite.
ahh, Judy’s Blue Eyes really Start Me Up.
but that Woman’s into Black Magic.
if you could See Me In The Flesh doing a lil Moondance With A Lil Help, you’d Feel Me pain.
From your Friends?
no. Judy.
but you’d understand why I’s so Homesick I couldn’t Breathe.
ahhh, gives ya the Blues, eh.
yeah.
but why the moondance, wasn’t there No Sunshine?
nope.
aww, I Feel ya, brotha. did ya write a Love Song for her?
yes i did: “For Your Love”
whose van did you say that was?
She Belongs To Me, Love.
Crazy
i’d like to drive it on the Subterranean Wild Side at about 120 Minus Zero.
or with No Limits at all and Get Wasted On The Way.
Feel Free.

Yes, you kinda had to be there so BE THERE! Anyway, kindle gets a free audio for winning a contest that never was, andy (our resident pervert) wins a free audio for answering correctly the question posed on the Magic Bus and tommie has earned himself a good thrashing! All is well in the Floating World!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

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]]> http://www.strokemistress.com/2010/03/what-tommie-and-kindle-did/feed/ 11 http://www.strokemistress.com/2010/02/birthday-party-in-our-kinky-cock-radio-room/ http://www.strokemistress.com/2010/02/birthday-party-in-our-kinky-cock-radio-room/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:38:45 +0000 Catherine http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=1389 Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find . . . → Read More: Birthday Party in our Kinky Cock Radio Room!]]>

Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find out just how much fun it is and why it’s the place where all the cool kids hang out! If you’d like to send me a birthday greeting to be played on the air, just send an MP3 to empress.catherine@yahoo.com by Thursday afternoon and I’ll make sure it’s played. For those of you without a microphone *looks meaningfully in no one’s direction in particular…* just send me something I can read out. Since it’s a party, who knows what Mistresses might drop in to join the festivities – maybe a couple you’ve never met before?

Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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What a combination! Erotic radio on Cock Radio together with all your favourite phone sex Mistresses in the chat rooms for 24 hours! Some will even be welcoming you to the room with a kiss – mmmmm yummy! You’ll have to check the Cock Radio schedule to see who’s going to be on and when, but I can tell you that I’m doing a two-hour special edition of the Magic Bus from 8pm – 10pm. This will be a good opportunity for those of you who haven’t been able to catch the usual Sunday evening Bus to hear my softer, more romantic side, and no doubt some of the usual suspects and rowdy boyz from the back seat will be there! Ms Constance will be following the Magic Bus with her own special V-Day edition of her radio show. I don’t know what kind of music she’ll be playing, but I DO know she’ll be showing you plenty of LOVE! Not only that, but she’s planning a special trivia contest and I know you’ll all be interested in winning.

Speaking of winning prizes, are you all remembering to collect hearts for your chance to win free phone minutes with your favourite Mistress? You’ll find the hearts on some of our blogs – in which case you should leave a comment so that your name can be entered into the draw – and on our posts in the forums at teasemania and getgirlie. If you see a heart displayed on our Yahoo IMs, you should leave a message saying “show me the love” and your name will be entered that way too. Oh, and one more thing. I know some of you are rather shy, but would like to let your favourite Mistress know how much she means to you. If that’s the case, then just send a note, song dedication, love poem – either as text or as an MP3 – to Ms Tia at cockradio@rocketmail.com and she’ll make sure it’s aired during the Love Fest radio broadcast. We’ll be having another exciting contest on Cock Radio that day – a “Guess The Kiss” contest! Just listen out for kisses from our lovely femdom ladies, guess who the kinky kisser is and win!

I can’t wait to see you all on the 13th to celebrate LDW’s very special Love Fest – hope you all have fun and feel the LOVE!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

Yes – a sick Mistress – and not “sick” in a good way! I really, really, HATE being ill. I take it as a sort of personal insult inflicted upon me by the cosmos and it’s very difficult to punish the cosmos, although of course I do my best. Still, I am starting to feel better today and hope to be back in LDW Land tomorrow to carry out a little phone sex teasing. I’ve missed all my stroker boys, sissies, little tiny men, cuckolds and kinksters and I hope that they’ve missed me too! Ah well,I’m sure that a little cockteasing will set me back on my feet again. I suppose one could think of my absence as a rather extreme form of tease and denial – you knew I’d be back to tease and torment you, but when?

I missed riding the Magic Bus with everyone last night too, but I know that Ms Constance and Ms Tara did a wonderful job of filling in for me. All the usual suspects were there (or so I hear) and I know that steph did her usual wonderful job of driving the Bus for everyone. I also heard that Ms Ryan had to kick-start the recalcitrant Bus and of course she’s just the right Mistress for the job! Hmm, maybe that’s just what I need to complete my recovery – kicking something that’s a little recalcitrant. Any ideas? But, I digress… I’ll be all ready for some kinky radio in time for the Pub Lunch on Wednesday and of course for next week’s ride on the Magic Bus. Oh, and have you heard? Our latest driver, steph, suggested a road trip as a theme for an upcoming episode. Let me know if you have any suggestions for good road trip music and I’ll give them my consideration. No promises!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings or to the Pub Lunch at 1:00 pm EST on Wednesdays.

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