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Kiss My Arse (or “Ass” if you’re American)

catherine — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:33:18 +0000

This did start out as a blog about the fine art of arse worship (hence the title) but somewhere along the way I thought “Who wants to read my perspective on this activity? About the correct use of tongue, about how the subby should ensure soft, supple lips and the correct application of same?” I realised (especially after last week’s Cock Whisperer) that what you REALLY want to read about is what’s happening with the Magic Bus. Well here’s the scoop – the REAL scoop (*looking at no one in particular*). The Magic Bus has ceased to be – it’s been retired to wherever it is old buses go when their working lives are over. Thanks to all of you who’ve supported it in the past and I hope you’ll enjoy its new incarnation as the Magic Carpet (much more environmentally friendly). The Bus is dead – long live the Carpet! Yes, that’s right, there’s to be a new show on Cock Radio at 9pm on Thursday evenings beginning in June. I’m hoping this one will be live and serve as a gateway to a great weekend instead of a winding-down as the Bus was. Think of it this way, if the Bus was the chill-out lounge, the Carpet will be the foyer where we’ll all gather and get in the mood for whatever kind of weekend we have planned. I just hope we have a big enough carpet and that no one falls off…

Oh, and a reminder about Ms Ann’s Auction coming up on Saturday. (Check out her blog for details.) I know it’s already caused a great deal of excitement in LDWland so I can only imagine what will happen at the actual event!

See you tonight at the Cock Whisperer! (Maybe we can try to continue last week’s topic *sigh*)

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for my hosted chat, The Cock Whisperer, on Thursdays at 9pm EST.

What tommie and kindle did

catherine — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:54:19 +0000

I have no idea what tommie and kindle got up to in the chat room (not to mention the other Rowdy Boyz) when my back was turned the other night, but it had something to do with the song lyrics that tommie dedicated to me for my birthday. Since modesty forbade me from reading them out on the air during my birthday edition of the Magic Bus, I thought I’d share them with you all here. And yes, maybe there was a suggestion of some kind of contest – a suggestion that tommie took upon himself to run with – but there was really no contest. However, after saying all that and, never fear, tommie WILL be dealt with, I was so impressed with what kindle came up with that I’m going to award a prize after all. Kindle gets a free audio from me for coming up with the following:

Who Creamed and Floyded mah Pink Van?
now my Santana don’t work.
you’d know what I Syd, if Lou could Reed.
don’t know Whithers Bill or Bob was Dylan it.
Dylan what?
mabeh Morrison Barrett in the Yard.
yeah, but thats for the Birds.
if the Beatles don’t Stills it first.
ever seen ‘em Rolling dung Stones a Crosby the Nash?
yes, Y?
nope. but it was Suite.
ahh, Judy’s Blue Eyes really Start Me Up.
but that Woman’s into Black Magic.
if you could See Me In The Flesh doing a lil Moondance With A Lil Help, you’d Feel Me pain.
From your Friends?
no. Judy.
but you’d understand why I’s so Homesick I couldn’t Breathe.
ahhh, gives ya the Blues, eh.
yeah.
but why the moondance, wasn’t there No Sunshine?
nope.
aww, I Feel ya, brotha. did ya write a Love Song for her?
yes i did: “For Your Love”
whose van did you say that was?
She Belongs To Me, Love.
Crazy
i’d like to drive it on the Subterranean Wild Side at about 120 Minus Zero.
or with No Limits at all and Get Wasted On The Way.
Feel Free.

Yes, you kinda had to be there so BE THERE! Anyway, kindle gets a free audio for winning a contest that never was, andy (our resident pervert) wins a free audio for answering correctly the question posed on the Magic Bus and tommie has earned himself a good thrashing! All is well in the Floating World!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975 Must be 18+ Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum Discreetly billed to your credit card http://ratemycall.com

Birthday Party in our Kinky Cock Radio Room!

catherine — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:38:45 +0000

Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find out just how much fun it is and why it’s the place where all the cool kids hang out! If you’d like to send me a birthday greeting to be played on the air, just send an MP3 to empress.catherine@yahoo.com by Thursday afternoon and I’ll make sure it’s played. For those of you without a microphone *looks meaningfully in no one’s direction in particular…* just send me something I can read out. Since it’s a party, who knows what Mistresses might drop in to join the festivities – maybe a couple you’ve never met before?

Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Erotic Radio AND Love From Your Favourite Phone Sex Mistresses!

catherine — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:30:33 +0000

What a combination! Erotic radio on Cock Radio together with all your favourite phone sex Mistresses in the chat rooms for 24 hours! Some will even be welcoming you to the room with a kiss – mmmmm yummy! You’ll have to check the Cock Radio schedule to see who’s going to be on and when, but I can tell you that I’m doing a two-hour special edition of the Magic Bus from 8pm – 10pm. This will be a good opportunity for those of you who haven’t been able to catch the usual Sunday evening Bus to hear my softer, more romantic side, and no doubt some of the usual suspects and rowdy boyz from the back seat will be there! Ms Constance will be following the Magic Bus with her own special V-Day edition of her radio show. I don’t know what kind of music she’ll be playing, but I DO know she’ll be showing you plenty of LOVE! Not only that, but she’s planning a special trivia contest and I know you’ll all be interested in winning.

Speaking of winning prizes, are you all remembering to collect hearts for your chance to win free phone minutes with your favourite Mistress? You’ll find the hearts on some of our blogs – in which case you should leave a comment so that your name can be entered into the draw – and on our posts in the forums at teasemania and getgirlie. If you see a heart displayed on our Yahoo IMs, you should leave a message saying “show me the love” and your name will be entered that way too. Oh, and one more thing. I know some of you are rather shy, but would like to let your favourite Mistress know how much she means to you. If that’s the case, then just send a note, song dedication, love poem – either as text or as an MP3 – to Ms Tia at cockradio@rocketmail.com and she’ll make sure it’s aired during the Love Fest radio broadcast. We’ll be having another exciting contest on Cock Radio that day – a “Guess The Kiss” contest! Just listen out for kisses from our lovely femdom ladies, guess who the kinky kisser is and win!

I can’t wait to see you all on the 13th to celebrate LDW’s very special Love Fest – hope you all have fun and feel the LOVE!

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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LoveFest 2010!!

catherine — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:45:55 +0000

I know you’ve all been eagerly awaiting details of the LDW Love Fest! We’ll have special events and promotions on our blogs and forums climaxing in 24 hours of love-madness for the whole of January 13th! Tune in to Cock Radio for 24 Hours of live coverage from your favourite Mistresses and hang out in the chat rooms where you’ll find Mistresses galore (with some greeting you with kisses in honour of the date!) In addition to all this fun, we’ll be giving away free phone sex minutes all Love Fest long! So join us for our Love Fest and most of all the Love Hunt! Collect hearts by browsing the blog and forum posts from your favourite Mistresses; leave a comment or a post for an entry to win a ten-minute call when you find a heart in the post. When you see a heart as her Yahoo thumbnail pic on messenger, IM her to say “Show me some love!” and get an extra chance to win!

One of the treats I have planned for you is a special Love Edition of the Magic Bus on Saturday night – 8-10pm. Yes – two hours of the softer, gentler, more romantic side of your pornographic priestess (assuming she can find it!), in addition to the usual Sunday edition. Also, Ms Tia’s collecting love poems, messages, dedications to your favourite Mistresses – so do your bit and send your MP3 to her at cockradio@rocketmail.com. Haven’t you always wanted to express your love for your favourite Mistress? What better way to do it – and just think of the possible rewards!

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

News, Catch-up and Kinky Phone Sex!

catherine — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:12:19 +0000

I just wanted to share the latest entry to the Magic Bus contest. This one came to me from tee – who often rides the Bus with us and has done a great job with this Bus! I particularly like the idea of keeping the Rowdy Boys on the top deck! What do you think?

Unless you have a better idea?

I also received this one from cuck-mike and this is also fits the bill – just needs a little customising, that’s all. It’s certainly got the right look though. Thanks for reminding me of that album cover mike. Of course they stole the idea from me! *looks innocent*

And while I’m in a pic-sharing kind of mood, I did promise some time ago that I’d dig out this next pic, and then completely forgot. Well, here it is – it’s of the stocks and whipping post in the village where I used to live in England. I thought some of you might be interesting in seeing it. I used to look at them when I was sitting outside one of the pubs, just enjoying a drink and a little public humiliation fantasy or two…

Last night I took the Community Kink Tour with Ms Cecilia. If you haven’t already taken it, then I suggest you do! If you’ve been toying with the idea of making a cuckolding call, perhaps something involving a little forced cocksucking or if you’d just like to see all that LDW has to offer, Ms Cecilia will show you all the LDW phone sex sites and, most important of all, will help to match you up with the Mistress that will best suit you. I know that for some of you, the choosing is a sort of foreplay, but for those of you who simply can’t decide, then this service is most definitely for you. This link will take you to the page with all the tour details, including how to contact Ms Cecilia. Enjoy the ride!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

I’ve Been Such a Sick Mistress

catherine — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:43:23 +0000

Yes – a sick Mistress – and not “sick” in a good way! I really, really, HATE being ill. I take it as a sort of personal insult inflicted upon me by the cosmos and it’s very difficult to punish the cosmos, although of course I do my best. Still, I am starting to feel better today and hope to be back in LDW Land tomorrow to carry out a little phone sex teasing. I’ve missed all my stroker boys, sissies, little tiny men, cuckolds and kinksters and I hope that they’ve missed me too! Ah well,I’m sure that a little cockteasing will set me back on my feet again. I suppose one could think of my absence as a rather extreme form of tease and denial – you knew I’d be back to tease and torment you, but when?

I missed riding the Magic Bus with everyone last night too, but I know that Ms Constance and Ms Tara did a wonderful job of filling in for me. All the usual suspects were there (or so I hear) and I know that steph did her usual wonderful job of driving the Bus for everyone. I also heard that Ms Ryan had to kick-start the recalcitrant Bus and of course she’s just the right Mistress for the job! Hmm, maybe that’s just what I need to complete my recovery – kicking something that’s a little recalcitrant. Any ideas? But, I digress… I’ll be all ready for some kinky radio in time for the Pub Lunch on Wednesday and of course for next week’s ride on the Magic Bus. Oh, and have you heard? Our latest driver, steph, suggested a road trip as a theme for an upcoming episode. Let me know if you have any suggestions for good road trip music and I’ll give them my consideration. No promises!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings or to the Pub Lunch at 1:00 pm EST on Wednesdays.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169

http://voxerotic.com

Ready For Some New Kinky Radio?

catherine — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:55:30 +0000

The Venue for the Pub Lunch?

If you are ready for some more kinky radio on your favourite station at cockradio.com, then join me in the Radio Room at communitykink.com on Wednesday, 22 April for the opening of the Empress Arms. There’ll be an hour of music and chat beginning at 1:00 pm EST. Of course, since your host will be your favourite English Mistress, it will be an English pub with some lively chat and music that will get your toes tapping and even singing along! Hmmmm, I wonder if we’ll need a barmaid…? All are welcome in the Pub; sissies, stroker-boys, cuckolds, whatever your inclination might be.

This might just be the cure for those midday blues – you know a boring day at work with no one to talk to about the things you’re really interested in. An hour in the Pub might be just what you need to see you through the afternoon. Oh, and did I mention the contest? Of course there’ll be a contest – details of which will be following. Suffice it to say that the prize will be a free audio (of a script of your choosing) and that all you have to do is send me a music request. Do you want to be the first prize-winner at the Pub Lunch? Then drop me a line at empress.catherine@yahoo.com and tell me what you’d like to hear me play. Bear in mind that the general format will include psychedelia, classic rock and pop, all with the inevitable British bias. Think of the Magic Bus with a slightly more upbeat vibe. See you at the Pub!

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169

http://www.voxerotic.com/main.php?action=show&tease=138

The School Mistress – Part I

catherine — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:03:40 +0000

If you’d rather listen than read, just click here…

The School Mistress – Part I – another erotic bedtime story by Catherine

All characters in this story are fictitious and the naughty schoolboy is, of course, over the age of 18. Perhaps if he’d paid more attention to his school work and less attention to his school mistress, he may not have been kept behind…

Some people – older, sophisticated people – might wonder how a school mistress in a boys’ boarding school could afford such sharp Italian suits, such fine hand-made shoes, but the boys in her charge could only watch, entranced. Those same people (cynics, shall we call them?) might wonder what exactly it is she teaches? Perhaps it’s English literature – she does read excerpts from books – literature she calls it. “Smut” those cynics might call it.

On this particular day the boys were not thinking of these things at all. Half of them were barely aware she was even reading to them. They merely drank her in with their eyes, inhaled her fragrance and absorbed her essence through their very pores. It was the last lesson of the day and the warm spring sunshine and the mesmerizing tone of her voice made all the boys feel sleepy. Well, sleepy except for one particular part of their bodies. That part was very much awake! The School Mistress would always wear her hair tightly coiled around her head. The boys would wonder how it would look loose and tumbled around her shoulders. It was the subject of many a masturbatory fantasy as they lay in the dormitory at night. In fact, it would only take one of the boys to mention the School Mistress for all the cocks to stand to attention as the boys lay in their narrow little beds. So it was that some of the daydreaming boys were a little startled when the Mistress asked for a volunteer. One boy in particular was so startled that he quickly took his hand away from his hard little cock (where it had been “resting”) and raised it above his head without even knowing what he was volunteering for. “Congratulations – you’re now the Pickup Monitor” he heard the Mistress say as she smiled at him. “Pickup Monitor? What’s that?” The other boys laughed as the new Monitor’s face turned beet red. “Well,” said the Mistress “If you’d been listening instead of daydreaming, you would know. You must watch me very closely and every time I drop something on the floor you must get down and pick up up for me – think you can manage that?” The boy was fairly certain he could manage the first part, and the second would surely follow. The new Pickup Monitor didn’t have long to wait to begin his duties. The School Mistress dropped a pencil on the floor as she sat on the edge of her desk, reading aloud, and the boy immediately fell to his knees to pick it up. Of course in that position, he couldn’t help but notice her beautiful feet and ankles in their high-heeled stilettos. From there his eyes naturally travelled upward just as, coincidentally, the Mistress crossed her lovely legs. The sight made his already hard cock grow perceptibly and his face reddened. His face and his cock remained in the same state for the rest of the lesson. When the lesson ended, all he wanted to do was to leave and take care of the situation in his pants. However, the School Mistress had other ideas and made him stay after the other boys had left. The other boys whispered to each other – jealous that he’d been singled out and envied him being alone with the Mistress. “Now then you grubby little boy – I saw you looking up my legs when you were picking up that pencil. I hope you’re not going to take advantage of your new position? I hope you’re not going to make a habit of such behaviour? In any case, you must be punished.” “Yes Miss” said the boy, wondering what the punishment might be. The Mistress had a habit of leaving a long, slim cane lying on her desk as she read to the boys. This cane was the stuff of legend. Every boy knew someone, who knew someone who’d been caned by the Mistress and many tales were told about these canings, but no one seemed to have had any first-hand (or should that be bottom?) experience. “I was going to cane you – but that might be a little harsh for a first offence. I’ve decided that instead you will wear these…” With that the Mistress pulled out a pair of very pink and very frilly panties from her desk drawer. “The next time you come to class you will wear these under your uniform – they will remind you of how you must conduct yourself.” The boy swallowed hard. This was bad. This was humiliating. Still, it could have been much worse – no one need know. He was about to turn away when the Mistress spoke again. “Not so fast, young man. I want to see you put them on – just to make sure you don’t disobey me.” “What?” said the boy “You mean you want me to drop my pants and put these on here?” “That’s exactly what I mean!” said the Mistress with a wicked gleam in her eye. The boy’s face reddened even more as he reluctantly dropped his pants. Now the Mistress would see his secret (or not-so-secret) hard-on. As if in response to this thought, his traitorous little cock became even harder at the thought of being seen by the Mistress. The boy hung his head in shame as he struggled to get the frilly panties over his unruly penis as the Mistress coolly watched his every move. He stood there for a moment as she gazed openly at his cock, bulging from the tight panties. “That will do for now” she said “You are dismissed.” The boy quickly pulled on his pants and scampered from the room, breathing a sigh of relief.

If this is your fantasy, or if you’d like to explore some other aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-601-6975

http://www.voxerotic.com/main.php?action=show&tease=138

Cold As Ice – another erotic bedtime story from Catherine

catherine — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:48:31 +0000

If you’d rather listen than read, just click here…

I peer through the peephole in my door and watch you for a moment. Standing on my doorstep, eyes bright and expectant – looking like an eager puppy – if you had a tail, it would be wagging. All bright shiny face and flowers. You must be feeling quite romantic! I smile as I anticipate the next expression on your face. Will it be disappointment (surely not)? Fear perhaps? Yes, that’s more likely. I open the door and it amuses me to see your jaw drop. Just seeing my face and hair tells you everything you need to know – tells you just what to expect. My hair is scraped back tightly from my face – not a single wisp escapes, my expressionless face is painted white, my lips blood-red. You swallow visibly. I open the door wider and motion you inside. I don’t speak, but then my tightly-laced corset hardly allows me to breathe. Even in your apprehension you can’t resist glancing at the sight of my breasts threatening to spill over the top of the corset. I close the door and walk ahead of you and feel your eyes on my exposed buttocks as I walk down the hallway. You had expected me to turn into the cosy living room but, as you feared, we’re going into that other room. That cold room. I open the door and speak for the first time. “Undress.” You know better than to question me. Disobeying doesn’t even enter your mind. I fold my arms and watch you as you drop each item of clothing onto the cold, white-tiled floor. The bright, harsh lighting is hardly flattering to any naked flesh and you shiver – not only because it’s cold in there. You try to lick your lips but your mouth is suddenly dry, so dry. You kneel without being told and I leave the room.

By the time I return your knees are sending urgent messages of pain to your brain and even though you know the torture won’t be over, at least it will soon be different. I motion you to bend over the bench in the centre of the room and bind your wrists and ankles, head down. At this point surely I’ll caress your bottom, stroke your hair perhaps? I don’t touch you. I don’t speak. Instead, with no preliminaries I begin to spank your arse with my light bamboo paddle. The blows come fast and furious – not too hard but in rapid succession. You’re so shocked that you don’t even count the blows but you cry out in pain and surprise. You know that you’ll pay for that – later. The spanking stops and you hear me leave the room again. You don’t know how much time passes but your confusion eases a little and you calm yourself – savouring the sweet pain in your buttocks. This is not like the playful spanking over my knee. No warm thigh against which to grind your hard cock. The position you’re in makes your body ache, your head ache but most of all your heart aches, doesn’t it? Aches for something from me. At first you wanted some gesture of affection, by now you just want any kind of gesture. Anything. You hear me enter the room again. Surely this time…? Again without speaking, without any preliminaries I begin to spank you. This time the blows are slower, but harder. I concentrate on that sweet spot where your thighs meet your buttocks and I sense you holding back your expressions of pain. This won’t do. I won’t have you holding back anything from me. The pain, already at a point where your brain seeks only oblivion, increases. You can hold back no longer, tears run down your face, you sob, whimper, groan. The tears cleanse, heal. All stress and tension seems to have poured from your body with your sweat. With your tears. All pain and distress is distilled from your body. You can tell by my breathing that I’m pleased, satisfied, and the spanking stops. I release the bindings, grab your hair in my hand and force back your head. Surely now comes the kiss, the caress, the loving word? You would gladly endure twice the pain for one kind word. Your cock throbs painfully – now the only tense part of your body. Surely there will be release? I look steadily into your eyes, my face still expressionless, and slap your face. Hard. Just once. Even before I’ve left the room, you’re longing for my return. How long do you wait before you give up and leave?

If this is your fantasy, or if you’d like to explore some other aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-601-6975

http://www.voxerotic.com/main.php?action=show&tease=138