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Birthday Party in our Kinky Cock Radio Room!

catherine — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:38:45 +0000

Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find out just how much fun it is and why it’s the place where all the cool kids hang out! If you’d like to send me a birthday greeting to be played on the air, just send an MP3 to empress.catherine@yahoo.com by Thursday afternoon and I’ll make sure it’s played. For those of you without a microphone *looks meaningfully in no one’s direction in particular…* just send me something I can read out. Since it’s a party, who knows what Mistresses might drop in to join the festivities – maybe a couple you’ve never met before?

Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

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A Happy Happy Hour Today

catherine — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:00:48 +0000

Yes, we did have fun at “Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine” today! Usually we chat about a different fetish each week, but this week we had something a little different. We all talked about our favourite sex toys and the delectable Ms Constance and I had lots of links to show everyone – including a pic of my favourite sex toy of all! In case you haven’t had a chance to join us for Happy Hour, then I suggest you try harder and join us next week. Who knows what our evil, devious, twisted little minds will come up with for a topic? It starts at 1pm EST every Wednesday in the Special Events room at www.communitykink.

If you’re having trouble keeping up with all the special events, the kinky radio shows and hosted chats happening in the floating world, then we have a new site that should help you out. Here’s the link for themistressshow.com where you’ll find everything you need to know about what’s happening, although it seems to me that whatever the topic, there always seems to be an element of cockteasing somewhere. Or is that just me?

This week seems to be full of surprises – the good kind! Not only did our good friend ttryt donate a new microphone for the benefit of all Magic Bus fans (and fans of my audios in general I suppose) but this morning I received a rather special postcard. It was from one of the more laconic Usual Suspects, who was recently on vacation in my favourite city. Of course he may have been under the influence of a variety of substances (it’s really not for me to say) but I was happy to know that he didn’t forget about us on his travels.

I’ve already received a couple of entries for the current Magic Bus contest, so get yours in soon! You DO want to win a prize, don’t you? If nothing else, you could be in line for a spot of public humiliation (there’s always a silver lining!).

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

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Tonight’s Kinky Radio!

catherine — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:40:38 +0000

I’m looking forward to being back on the Magic Bus tonight – I won’t say back in the driver’s seat because that belongs to steph – the world’s prettiest bus driver! Tonight’s kinky radio ride will be a double celebration – my return to the Bus and also Ms Constance’s birthday. I hope all you sissies, stroker-boys and miscellaneous kinksters will be able to join us – not forgetting the usual suspects of course! There’ll be the usual mix of kink and absurdity and of course a brand new bedtime story. Speaking of which, look out for upcoming stories – I have a couple percolating in my head right now – one starring everyone’s favourite little tiny hero, Shrimp Boy, and the other with a cuckold theme and of course a bit of cockteasing is always in my thoughts!

Well I’m sure you all know that I just got back from a week in Quebec City, and I forgot to mention a couple of things in my last blog. While I was there I managed to see an exhibition that I’d just missed in London and then again in Toronto. I feel like I’ve been following this exhibition around the world and then I stumble upon it accidentally in Quebec City! I just LOVE serendipity! Anyway, it was “Bodies” – here’s a link. If you haven’t already seen it, then I can highly recommend it if you get the opportunity. The funny thing is, that far from making me feel queasy, I actually felt a bit hungry. Hmmm, maybe I’ve been hanging around our cannibal just a bit too much! The exhibition shows what a work of art the human body truly is.

The other magical thing I saw was the Image Mill. I did take some video but it’s one of those things where you really have to be there to appreciate it. Sitting under the stars on a warm September night watching this installation was an unforgettable experience! I might put something up on YouTube – and I’ll let you know if I do – but in the meantime, here’s a link for some vid already there.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
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Got Cock?

catherine — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:18:20 +0000

Well if you DO have one, we want to see it! When I say “we” I mean Ms Constance and I. Usually we’d simply have a topic – a sort of “fetish of the day” – at our Wednesday hosted chat (Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine) but this time we decided to make a contest of it, and really, wouldn’t you like to think of us poring over pictures of YOUR cock? Don’t worry – this is the one and only occasion where cock size doesn’t matter, since we’ll be awarding prizes not only for the biggest cock but also for the smallest and, kk, for those who fall somewhere in between! You “mid-dickers” might want to get your thinking caps on – on your cocks that is! We’ll be awarding a sort of wild-card prize to the most original cock pic we receive.

Now before you start getting all excited, perhaps thinking that life is fair after all, just think about this – Ms Constance gets to judge the big cocks and, somehow, I have to judge the small ones! I don’t know how that happened, but I shall be taking it up with the International Union of Fabulous Mistresses! Anyway, looking at small penises will be a new and novel experience for me so, in a way, I’m looking forward to it! I suppose you’re wondering about the prizes? Well, the winner of each category gets a free ten-minute call with Ms Constance and me (that’s if you can LAST ten minutes…). So, whether you’re a sissy or a stroker boy, consider this to be your own version of cockteasing – and admit it aren’t you just a little curious about the other chatters? Oh – didn’t I mention it? The pictures will, of course, be posted in the room so that your fellow chatters can comment and vote. No names or IDs of any kind – just pictures. Of course if you WANT to reveal your identity – along with your cock – then you must feel free! Those of you into small penis humiliation will definitely want to enter THIS contest!

One last thing – entries must be in by 9 am on Wednesday morning and we need to have at least five entries for each category. Better stop stroking and get clicking!

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I’ve Been Such a Sick Mistress

catherine — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:43:23 +0000

Yes – a sick Mistress – and not “sick” in a good way! I really, really, HATE being ill. I take it as a sort of personal insult inflicted upon me by the cosmos and it’s very difficult to punish the cosmos, although of course I do my best. Still, I am starting to feel better today and hope to be back in LDW Land tomorrow to carry out a little phone sex teasing. I’ve missed all my stroker boys, sissies, little tiny men, cuckolds and kinksters and I hope that they’ve missed me too! Ah well,I’m sure that a little cockteasing will set me back on my feet again. I suppose one could think of my absence as a rather extreme form of tease and denial – you knew I’d be back to tease and torment you, but when?

I missed riding the Magic Bus with everyone last night too, but I know that Ms Constance and Ms Tara did a wonderful job of filling in for me. All the usual suspects were there (or so I hear) and I know that steph did her usual wonderful job of driving the Bus for everyone. I also heard that Ms Ryan had to kick-start the recalcitrant Bus and of course she’s just the right Mistress for the job! Hmm, maybe that’s just what I need to complete my recovery – kicking something that’s a little recalcitrant. Any ideas? But, I digress… I’ll be all ready for some kinky radio in time for the Pub Lunch on Wednesday and of course for next week’s ride on the Magic Bus. Oh, and have you heard? Our latest driver, steph, suggested a road trip as a theme for an upcoming episode. Let me know if you have any suggestions for good road trip music and I’ll give them my consideration. No promises!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings or to the Pub Lunch at 1:00 pm EST on Wednesdays.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169

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