Yes, that’s right the Magic Bus is back for one last ride!   Recently somebody suggested one last ride on the Bus to celebrate my birthday (thank you rachel!) and so tomorrow night we’re having a Magic Bus instead of the usual Carpet at 9pm.  Although, since tommie and mike have taken over the organisation of the party theme, we’ll actually be leaving a bit early – probably at about 8:40pm.  If you’re interested in taking part in the trivia quiz, you might want to check out some of the videos posted on www.enchantrixempire.com – in fact you might want to bone up (if you’ll excuse the expression) on all things Monty Python and the Holy Grail!  And if you want to send me a birthday greeting in the form of an MP3 to played during the show, then there’s still time to get one to me at catherine@enchantrixempire.com.  Let’s see what else…  Oh yes, there’ll be TWO bedtime stories – one will be an old favourite from the Magic Bus days and one will be something new written especially for the occasion (assuming of course that I get it finished in time!) and no doubt all kinds of cavorting in the chat room.  I’m hoping that steph and rachel will take charge of the driving and who knows who else might pop in to enjoy the festivities!  All are invited – just leave your attitude at the door and hop aboard!

Tomorrow night on Cock Radio and in the chat room beginning at 8:40pm est.

Magic Bus Exterior

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, join me for my radio show The Magic Carpet, on Thursdays at 9pm EST in the Cock Radio Room at www.communitykink.com and listen at www.cockradio.com.

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So what have you all been up to you, kinky little denizens of the floating world? Things have certainly been changing around here! First of all, I have a new e-mail address so make a note if you’d like to contact me. It’s catherine@enchantrixempire.com, so drop me a line about absolutely anything at all – it doesn’t necessarily have to be kinky (although we both know it probably will be).

What are you doing on May 31st? (Hint – you might be having a holiday.) Well, whatever else you’re doing, make sure you join me, Ms Constance and Ms Hunter on TalkShoe. We’ll be wreaking a little havoc across the ether and talking about remembering “firsts”. First what? Well, it could be anything – first date, first blow-job, first pair of panties – you decide. We’ll be filling you in on the details in the days to come, but start remembering those first occasions now – we want to hear about them!

What else was there…? Oh yes, the Magic Carpet! The inaugural flight will be from Cock Radio on June 24 at 9pm and I’ll be letting you know more about that in the next few weeks. I wonder if I should order more champagne? In the meantime, you can still join me for the Cock Whisperer on Thursday evenings at 9pm where the subject is ALWAYS “cock”! (Even though the topic does tend to get a little lost among all the other crazy chat!) A certain chatter has been bugging me to put up more pix, so here’s another one – especially for him!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for my hosted chat, The Cock Whisperer, on Thursdays at 9pm EST.

Yes, we did have fun at “Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine” today! Usually we chat about a different fetish each week, but this week we had something a little different. We all talked about our favourite sex toys and the delectable Ms Constance and I had lots of links to show everyone – including a pic of my favourite sex toy of all! In case you haven’t had a chance to join us for Happy Hour, then I suggest you try harder and join us next week. Who knows what our evil, devious, twisted little minds will come up with for a topic? It starts at 1pm EST every Wednesday in the Special Events room at www.communitykink.

If you’re having trouble keeping up with all the special events, the kinky radio shows and hosted chats happening in the floating world, then we have a new site that should help you out. Here’s the link for themistressshow.com where you’ll find everything you need to know about what’s happening, although it seems to me that whatever the topic, there always seems to be an element of cockteasing somewhere. Or is that just me?

This week seems to be full of surprises – the good kind! Not only did our good friend ttryt donate a new microphone for the benefit of all Magic Bus fans (and fans of my audios in general I suppose) but this morning I received a rather special postcard. It was from one of the more laconic Usual Suspects, who was recently on vacation in my favourite city. Of course he may have been under the influence of a variety of substances (it’s really not for me to say) but I was happy to know that he didn’t forget about us on his travels.

I’ve already received a couple of entries for the current Magic Bus contest, so get yours in soon! You DO want to win a prize, don’t you? If nothing else, you could be in line for a spot of public humiliation (there’s always a silver lining!).

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

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Well, stroker-boys, cuckolds, sissies, crossdressers (and anyone I’ve missed), shall we try again tomorrow? Last week was supposed to be the grand opening of the Pub Lunch – my new kinky radio show on cockradio.com. Unfortunately, gremlins got the best of us and we had to improvise. Mistresses Constance and Vivian were wonderful and helped to transform a potential fiasco into a triumph! The chat was – as always – fast and furious and not a little absurd! The Pub was transformed (somehow) into a pirate ship and a good time was had by all! Join us tomorrow at 1:00pm Eastern and we’ll try again – think of this false start as a sort of tease and denial and hope that we won’t be denied again tomorrow! There will be no pub quiz this week (since the show that will air was intended to be aired last week) but we’ll begin last week. The quiz is called Cannibal’s Corner – the questions being set by our own Magic Bus music whore and a point will be awarded for each correct answer. The points will be accumulated and I’ll make a custom audio for the chatter with the most points. Even though the questions will be set by our music whore, don’t assume that all the questions will relate to music – some might even relate to previous Pub Lunch shows, so pay attention!

We had a really good turnout last week and we even had a couple of chatters seeking positions in the Pub. My special little pet britney and sissyshawna volunteered to be barmaids, but I think we’ll have to see how things go. There might be far too much flirting and not enough serving of drinks!  See you all at the Pub!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings. For lively lunchtime radio, tune in to the Pub Lunch at 1:00 pm EST on Wednesdays.

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]]> http://www.strokemistress.com/2009/04/tomorrows-kinky-radio/feed/ 4 http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/a-ride-on-the-magic-bus/ http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/a-ride-on-the-magic-bus/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:57:45 +0000 Catherine http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=213 This story was written for me by a regular passenger on The Magic Bus, chastized, and I liked it so much that I wanted to share it with you all.

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This story was written for me by a regular passenger on The Magic Bus, chastized, and I liked it so much that I wanted to share it with you all.

If you’d rather listen to me reading chastized’s story, then just click here…

I was comfortably seated on The Magic Bus, listening to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young singing Helpless, one of my favourite tunes of all time. I had my eyes closed, and I was digging the words “yellow moon on the rise, big bird flying across the skies, throwing shadows on our eyes, leave us helpless, helpless” when all of a sudden I heard the most intoxicating voice with a British accent whisper into my ear. My eyes flew open and there was the lovely and exquisite Empress Catherine. “What?” I stammered in surprise, “I’m sorry, Empress, I didn’t hear you. She gave me that look. The one that makes me melt, and get excited, and scares the bejesus out of me, all at the same time. I knew I was in deep trouble. She stared at me for a few more seconds and then said, “Chastized, you know how I hate to repeat myself. What I said was that we have serious business to conduct. You volunteered to perform a service for me, and I am holding you to your promise. The Magic Bus will be arriving at our destination soon; I wanted you to be mentally prepared.” My mind was racing. What promise? What did I have to do that required mental preparation? Oh hell!!! The Bus came to a stop. I stood up and looked around…

There was no one else on the bus except for Empress Catherine and myself. Who the hell had been driving the bus? Is The Magic Bus really magic? Empress Catherine began to make her way to the exit and I followed. We immediately entered a huge room that had the appearance of being a courtroom. I looked around and saw a bench, a witness stand, a place for the jury to sit and two tables. It was indeed a courtroom. Out of nowhere two beautiful deputies approached me. I recognized them immediately as Empress Cassidy and Princess Heather. I began to think I was just dreaming. Suddenly Princess Heather grabbed my arm and pushed me down on the ground. I hit the carpeted floor hard. Her knee landed in the small of my back and I was handcuffed with my hands behind my back. Princess Heather and Empress Cassidy, help lift me up so that I can stand and Empress Cassidy begins to pat me down. I am so surprised and caught off guard with everything, I forgot to enjoy the patting down. Satisfied that I’m not carrying any weapons, they escort me over to one of the tables, which has been conveniently marked “Defence”. I am told to sit, which I do right away. It’s plain to me that Empress Cassidy and Princess Heather are in no joking mood. They are pure business. As I wait patiently for what’s to come next I hear Empress Samantha’s sexy voice announce in a loud, authoritative tone, “The Honourable Ms Ally, all rise!” I stand up and sure enough, there’s Empress Samantha, also dressed in a deputy’s uniform complete with badge, handcuffs, baton, bullets and one of the biggest pistols I have ever seen. She is super-intimidating in her outfit. Entering the courtroom from the right of the bench is Ms Ally wearing a black robe. She takes her seat behind the bench and begins looking at the files which were left there. “Be seated,” Empress Samantha commands, and everyone sits down in their chairs. Ms Ally is holding a file and says in a loud commanding voice, “The Mistresses of LDW versus Chastized.” Empress Samantha says, “Would the defendant please rise.” I stand up. Ms Ally continues, “Chastized you have been charged with the following crimes against the Mistresses of LDW. The first charge is unauthorized masturbation. The second charge is failure to properly commit to a long-term denial plan. The third charge is failure to adequately secure your manhood into a chastity device. How do you plead?” What could I say? They had me dead to rights. It was all true. Even as I was contemplating the severity of my crimes, I still didn’t fully grasp the gravity of the situation. I mean, what would the punishment be? Should I plead not guilty? Would someone come to my defence? Ms Ally interrupted my chaotic thoughts with a bit of impatience. “Chastized, we do not have all day to wait on you. There are only two possible answers, guilty, or not guilty. Again, Chastized, I put it to you. How do you plead?” I gulp. I swallow. I open my mouth to speak but nothing comes out. I look at Ms Ally. She has never looked lovelier. Sitting behind a big desk, on a raised platform, she was looking at me with a questioning look. It’s almost as if she was daring me to say, not guilty. I looked at Empress Samantha for some guidance but there was none forthcoming. I looked back to Ms Ally and proclaimed, “Guilty.” Ms Ally nodded her head and said, “Let the record show that the defendant has pleaded guilty as charged. The court is now ready to pass down sentence. The second charge will be addressed first. Failure to properly commit to a long-term denial plan. This is a very serious breach of the LDW Cock Control creed. I hereby sentence you weekly contact with the Cock Control Mistress of your choice. You must call at least once per calendar week. The third charge of failure to adequately secure your manhood into a chastity device is a personal failing, and must be corrected this very day. The deputies will install your chastity device and entrust the Court with the keys. Your initial sentence is three months, and each subsequent sentence is to be a minimum of three months, with a maximum not to exceed three years. And now for the first charge and the one I consider the most serious. Unauthorized masturbation is a personal affront to the Mistresses of LDW. It cheats you of the opportunity and privilege of managing that nasty little habit of yours. The wearing of your chastity device will certainly keep you from committing this offence in the future; however, it is not punitive enough to satisfy this Court. Therefore, I am sentencing you to ‘six of the best’ to be delivered by the Court appointed official disciplinarian.” I heaved a huge sigh of relief. The sentence wasn’t that bad. I liked wearing a chastity device anyway and to call the Mistresses at Cock Control once a week wasn’t exactly a punishment. Of course I could withstand ‘six of the best’. All in all, it was a very light sentence. Then the whole world changed, and my stomach sank, and I began to sweat. I heard Ms Ally say, “Empress Catherine has just returned from her trip to the U.K. While there she managed to purchase twelve canes. ‘Six of the best,’ with each individual new cane on the bare backside to be delivered with the utmost strictness and harshness in full view of all witnesses here in this court. This sentence is to be commenced immediately. Please secure the prisoner to the whipping bench.”

If this is your fantasy, or if you’d like to explore some other aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine
800-356-6169
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