Thank you for everyone who sent me birthday greetings, including this one from Rowdy Boy, tommie. I did originally intend to read this out during the Magic Bus, but decided that it would be much better to post it here. Hmmmm I wonder if I should give a prize for guessing the source of all these lyrics? Perhaps… Anyway, thank you tommie for dedicating these song lyrics to me. Every inch of my body is blushing!

Bow down to her on Sunday
Salute her when her birthday comes
Listening to you I get the music
Gazing at you I feel the heat
You can start me up, I’ll never stop.
You make a grown man cry
For your love, I’d give the moon if it were mine to give.
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
She said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
I knew a girl and I like her still
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will…
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
and she’s always gone too long
anytime she goes away.
She’s got a fine sense of humour when I’m feeling low down
She doesn’t have to say she’s faithful
Yet she’s true, like ice, like fire
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can’t leave you alone
I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
And you make it hard (heh)
I get high with a little help from my friends
You know the night’s magic
Seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight
Seems to shine in your blush…
See me feel me touch me heal me
Feel when I dance with you,
We move like the sea.
Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Happy birthday, MsCatherine

I know that our sexy driver, steph, will be wearing something extra-special for the Birthday Bus and no doubt various intoxicants will be circulating as we make our twisted way through the mysterious countryside of our imaginations and no doubt there’ll be a certain amount of cock teasing thanks to the weekly Bedtime Story! Tune in to www.cockradio.com at 10pm EST tomorrow night and join us in the Cock Radio room to join in the chat. See you then!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all throughout chat
Not a sissy was stirring, not even to fap!
Black silk stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a sugar-daddy soon would be there;
The sissies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of strapons danced in their heads;
And me in my corset, my stud in his tux,
Had just settled down for some long winter’s fucks,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I threw my stud from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight rowdy boys,
With a teeny small driver, with his hand on his willy,
I knew in a moment it must be Tiny Billy.
Quicker than stroker-boys his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Andy! Now, Chastized! Now, Penguin and Wessy!
On, Cannibal! On, Kindle! On, Asia and Tommie!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now fap away! Fap away! Fap away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they all start to cry!
But up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Tiny Bill too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little foot.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Tiny Bill came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and poop;
A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes – how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The roach of a spliff he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And came in the stockings; right after a jerk!
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he gave a quick yank,
“Happy Fapping to all, and to all a good wank!”

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

(Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card)

Speaking of kinky – which we were – I’ve been meaning to mention a very kinky little sissy of mine. Her name is camille and she’s my baby girl. Well, I say baby girl because she’ll always be that to me, but of course she’s no baby! Actually she’s a very naughty young lady and has recently taken up cocksucking. I know that she will have performed wonderfully and I’m so very proud of her! Four hard, throbbing cocks on her very first attempt! She’s becoming such a little cocktease – I can’t think where she gets it from!

And congratulations are in order. I’m sure it will come as no surprise that tommie has won the “What Does the Magic Bus Look Like?” contest. You can see his entry here on my blog and I’m sure everyone will agree that he deserved to win the free 15-minute call with me. Congratulations tommie! Thanks to everyone who participated and look out for the next contest!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

(Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card)
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

Walking into the club is like walking into a wall of sound – the music, the loud chatter and laughter – the general buzz of excitement. I’m aware of you behind me – buzzing right along. It’s some time since you’ve been allowed to accompany me anywhere and your excitement is palpable. People turn to watch us come in, you following a couple of paces behind me, and I’m immediately aware of one person in particular looking us both up and down. Her gaze is frankly admiring when it’s directed towards you – challenging when she looks at me. I know what she’s thinking – “Who does this bitch think she is?” I also know that I’m very slightly overdressed for this place in my understated little black dress, sheerest black stockings and high heeled black suede pumps. I’m wearing my hair piled on the top of my head and diamonds sparkle in my ears. My fragrance insinuates its way into the senses of anyone nearby and threatens to intoxicate. The blonde woman standing at the bar takes in every inch of you – your good looks, your expensive shoes and watch and makes it quite obvious that she finds you worth challenging me for. We find ourselves a table and you order champagne without having to be told – for once! I know you’re on your best behaviour. You haven’t been allowed an orgasm for weeks now and I know that you’re still holding something of a grudge about the punishment I’ve meted out lately – punishment for who knows what? I sit back and prepare to watch the fun I’m confident is about to commence. Sure enough, I don’t have long to wait before I see you and the blonde exchanging at first discreet glances, and then smiles. I must admit that she’s good looking – if you like that sort of thing. Long blonde hair that could almost be natural, lovely tits – in fact the best that money can buy – and obviously not bright enough to be intimidating. So all things considered, I’m not surprised that you’re feeling in the mood for a little revenge – especially since you already had a couple of drinks before we got here. I tell you that I’ve seen some friends across the room and leave the table, finding a spot close enough to watch you but in a corner dark enough that you can’t see me. It only takes a minute for the blonde to join you at the table and begin flirting with you – tossing that hair, crossing and uncrossing her legs and making sure you get a good look into her deep cleavage. At some point I see you laugh and thrust your hand into that cleavage as if to test the depth. She doesn’t seem to mind. It’s not long before your hand is sliding up her legs, under her skirt and probing her panties. Assuming she’s wearing any of course. I know you must be excited and nervous – how far can you get before I come back and find you? I smile to myself as I watch you, a passing male misunderstands the smile and begins to approach me. I shrivel him with a look and he slinks away like a whipped dog. When I look back at you I’m a little surprised to see how far you’ve progressed. The blonde is on her knees between your thighs, undoing your pants. Your cock springs out to greet her – already hard from the anticipation and the sense of urgency. You waste no time in pushing her head down, forcing your cock into the back of her throat with one thrust. You close your eyes and tilt back your head – a groan I can’t hear escaping from your mouth. I watch your back arch as you try to thrust your hard throbbing cock even further down her throat as she begins a slow rhythmic sucking. The music pulsates in time to the bobbing of her head, the throbbing of your swollen prick. You’ve begged me for months now to take your cock in my mouth and I’ve always refused, although I’ve teased you on many occasions almost to the point of tears – my mouth so close to the tip of your cock that you can feel my warm breath caressing it, but always moving away with a laugh. The blonde looks up at you with her shiny red mouth full of cock and I see a look of triumph in her eyes. LOL – I’ll bet she thinks you’re thinking about HER. Her hands stroke your cock, cup and squeeze your balls as she sucks. I know how full those balls must be, how you must want to just let go and let your cock pump all that pent-up cum and frustration into her willing mouth. The pleasure would be doubly sweet, wouldn’t it? The pleasure of that orgasm so long denied with a touch of revenge to enhance the sensation. I drain my glass and walk towards the door. I have to pass your table and as I do so, without pausing, without missing a step, without even glancing your way, I snap my fingers *snap* and hear the blonde gasp as your cock is yanked unceremoniously from her mouth. You must have caught your hard cock against her teeth, or perhaps it’s difficult to stuff your hard dick back into your pants, because I hear you say “ouch” under your breath. I smile my secret smile again as I hear you zip up your pants and scramble to follow me. As you catch up and fall in behind me I hiss softly at you “Just wait until I get you home…” and laugh softly – imagining just how blue those balls of yours must be now…

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975 (Calls are $2.50 per minute, minimum of 10 minutes, billed to your credit card)
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

The Happy Hour after that will be on 28 October and so there will be something of a Halloween flavour to the chat that day. The lovely Ms Constance and I will be offering a couple of prizes for the Best Cock Costume and the Worst Cock Costume. We’ll be giving away a free ten-minute call in each category. Whether you’re a sissy or a cuckold, a stroker boy or a strapon training enthusiast, you should be able to come up with something!

And the third, and perhaps the most exciting, event that Ms Constance and I have planned for your delectation will take place on Monday, 9 November when we’ll be airing a live “Happy Hour Vegas Special” from our hotel room in Las Vegas. Watch this space for more details about that, but mark your calendars and make sure you’ll be available to have some fun in the CockRadio room at 8 pm EST on that date. This will be a good chance for those of you who aren’t usually available to join us at our lunch-time chats to see what you’ve been missing!

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

Speaking of the Magic Bus – just a reminder about the contest running at the moment. Send me a pic of what you think the Magic Bus might look like. This could be something that you’ve drawn/painted/rendered or whatevered yourself, or something you’ve seen that makes you think “That MUST be the Magic Bus!” I’ll post the entries on my blog – all of them or just the best ones depending on how many I get – and announce the winner during the “All Blues” edition of the Magic Bus on 1 November. The prize for the best entry is a secret for the time being. Also send me your requests/suggestions/dedications for that show and I’ll see if I can squeeeeeeeeeeze them into the playlist. We might have to have a long Bus that night! I know the playlist will probably spark some discussion in the chat room about the definition of “blues” but it should make for an exceptionally lively room!

And that reminds me – we have a new room at communitykink. This one should appeal to everyone – whether you’re a sissy, a cuckold, a kinky stroker boy or a crossdresser. Here’s the link to the Community Kink Tour page, where you can read more about it. Ms Cecilia will be your tour guide and I know she’ll make the trip a memorable one – whether you’re new to our kinky community, or one of the usual suspects from the chat room.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
www.phonesexteasing.com and www.cuckoldfantasycalls.com

It’s been a pleasure for me to chat with some of the Mistresses I don’t normally see because we’re on different schedules, so not only is this a day for you to appreciate the Mistresses, but it’s also a day for us to appreciate each other. If you were listening to Miss Vivian on the radio earlier today you might have heard one of my bedtime stories and Ms Sophia was sweet enough to read from another, and from my bio on phonehumiliation.com, during her show – I hope those of you who enjoy a little verbal humiliation got to hear it!

Anyway, tune in to cockradio.com – you’re bound to hear something you like – hot, sexy Mistresses and more for the 24 hours of Mistress Appreciation Day! As I said, there’s still time left to meet not only your favourite Mistresses, but also some you may not have met before. Which reminds me, did you know that we have some new Mistresses? One is not exactly new – Ms Ava is back with us to work at weekends and we have three brand new Mistresses – Empresses Victoria, Melanie and Christine. I know you’ll make them welcome!

Well, back to the chat room to see who I can torment now.  Enjoy the day everyone and appreciate your Mistress!

If this is your fantasy, or if you’d like to explore some other aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to indulge in a little informal online chatting, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

Empress Catherine 800-356-6169

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Join me tomorrow night for the latest in the Mistress parties. The theme’s going to be the Rocky Horror Show and I can’t wait to see what’s in store! All your favourite Mistresses will be there, and perhaps even some you’ve never met before. I’ll expect you in the communitykink.com chat room at 9 pm est – sharp! In the meantime, go to mistressmadness.com to find out about all the contests and prizes lined up. See you there…

Empress Catherine
800-356-6169
http://www.voxerotic.com/main.php?action=show&tease=138