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Such a Kinky Phone Call!

catherine — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:07:10 +0000

As many of you know, I’m most discreet and don’t say much about the kinky phone calls I enjoy. I have to make an exception, though, for one I had the other night! It included the newest member of the LDW family, myself of course and a very perverted panty boy! Oh, the new member of the family? That would be Sir Mathew. We had such fun tormenting the poor panty boy (who was a bit of a cuckold too) that I can only say I’m looking forward to doing more calls with Sir Mathew – let’s face it, the possibilities are endless! So, what can your imagination come up with? What would you like me and Sir Mathew to do with you? I know I can think of a few things! Go on – live dangerously – call me AND Sir Mathew for the ride of a lifetime! If you haven’t met him yet, just pop into my hosted chat, The Cock Whisperer, tonight at 9pm EST in the Special Events Room at Community Kink and you might just be lucky enough to catch him.

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for Cock Whisperer on Thursdays at 9pm EST. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some cool tunes and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.

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What tommie and kindle did

catherine — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:54:19 +0000

I have no idea what tommie and kindle got up to in the chat room (not to mention the other Rowdy Boyz) when my back was turned the other night, but it had something to do with the song lyrics that tommie dedicated to me for my birthday. Since modesty forbade me from reading them out on the air during my birthday edition of the Magic Bus, I thought I’d share them with you all here. And yes, maybe there was a suggestion of some kind of contest – a suggestion that tommie took upon himself to run with – but there was really no contest. However, after saying all that and, never fear, tommie WILL be dealt with, I was so impressed with what kindle came up with that I’m going to award a prize after all. Kindle gets a free audio from me for coming up with the following:

Who Creamed and Floyded mah Pink Van?
now my Santana don’t work.
you’d know what I Syd, if Lou could Reed.
don’t know Whithers Bill or Bob was Dylan it.
Dylan what?
mabeh Morrison Barrett in the Yard.
yeah, but thats for the Birds.
if the Beatles don’t Stills it first.
ever seen ‘em Rolling dung Stones a Crosby the Nash?
yes, Y?
nope. but it was Suite.
ahh, Judy’s Blue Eyes really Start Me Up.
but that Woman’s into Black Magic.
if you could See Me In The Flesh doing a lil Moondance With A Lil Help, you’d Feel Me pain.
From your Friends?
no. Judy.
but you’d understand why I’s so Homesick I couldn’t Breathe.
ahhh, gives ya the Blues, eh.
yeah.
but why the moondance, wasn’t there No Sunshine?
nope.
aww, I Feel ya, brotha. did ya write a Love Song for her?
yes i did: “For Your Love”
whose van did you say that was?
She Belongs To Me, Love.
Crazy
i’d like to drive it on the Subterranean Wild Side at about 120 Minus Zero.
or with No Limits at all and Get Wasted On The Way.
Feel Free.

Yes, you kinda had to be there so BE THERE! Anyway, kindle gets a free audio for winning a contest that never was, andy (our resident pervert) wins a free audio for answering correctly the question posed on the Magic Bus and tommie has earned himself a good thrashing! All is well in the Floating World!

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The School Mistress – Part XII

catherine — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:33:21 +0000

We left the naughty schoolboy in the School Nurse’s office, naked, bent over a chair and with the Nurse preparing to take his temperature with her “special” thermometer! The School Mistress was on hand to lend any assistance that might be necessary. The boy had closed his eyes tightly as he heard the Nurse snapping on her rubber gloves and tried to prepare himself as best he could. In the intervening pause, however, he’d been unable to resist a peek from the corner of his eye. All he could see from his position was the School Mistress’s elegant silk-stockinged legs and feet in their outrageously high heeled pumps. He focussed on them to try and take his mind off what was happening in his nether regions, and this of course resulted in the inevitable hardening of his cock! It spasmed and swelled to an impressive state of erectness, which was, after all, quite normal for a schoolboy as naughty as this one! He watched the School Mistress move behind him and he was aware of his face reddening even more at the thought of the two women standing behind him, “thermometer” poised, staring at his exposed arse. “Perhaps I can help?” said the School Mistress. Coming from anyone else this may have seemed innocent enough, but knowing her as he did, it made the school boy swallow – hard! “That IS a very large instrument” she carried on “And I wouldn’t want it to hurt him – well not TOO much – so perhaps I’d better prepare the way, so to speak?” The two women sniggered unpleasantly and the schoolboy began to think of simply running from the room, but the thought of further punishments rooted him to the spot. Besides, as much as his brain urged him to leave, his cock urged him to stay right where he was! And we all know which head rules the naughty schoolboy! He started nervously as he felt cool hands on his bottom, one on each cheek, spreading them abruptly apart. One of the women had her face so close to his arsehole that he could feel her warm breath in that most private place. “Ah yes” he heard the Nurse say “He does look as if he’d be rather tight. What did you have in mind?” “Just this” said the School Mistress,” and he felt her begin to gently rub the outer rim of his arsehole with a well-lubed finger. The schoolboy sighed and then gasped as he felt the long finger penetrate his tight hole. As she slid the finger gently in and out he couldn’t help but move against it, groaning softly all the time. “Interesting,” said the Nurse, “See how hard his penis gets – even before the probe is inserted?”. “Oh yes”, said the School Mistress “I’ve always found him to be quite responsive. Let’s see what happens when you insert the probe, perhaps I’d better hold him”. Hold him? What did she mean “hold him?” The boy felt a moment of panic as the School Mistress seized his head and pressed his face into her bosom. Somehow her blouse became unbuttoned in the process and the boy’s face was pressed into her fragrant cleavage. She was wearing a delicious black lace bra which left an ample amount of smooth flesh against which to press his face. He inhaled deeply and savoured the moment – his cock twitching in appreciation. At the same time he felt something pressing insistently against his anus and made a feeble attempt to protest. His protests were muffled against the warm flesh of the School Mistress’s breasts and the schoolboy could do nothing but surrender himself to the two women – one causing pain and humiliation at his rear end and the other smothering his face in warm female flesh. The conflicting sensations confused the boy – his hot throbbing cock adding to the sweet confusion and he felt compelled to submit, to surrender to the women and to the lust flooding his body. “Just take a deep breath now” he heard the School Nurse say. And the schoolboy did.

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Ready for the Kinky Radio Party?

catherine — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:35:50 +0000

Tomorrow night’s the special birthday edition of the Magic Bus – so are you ready for some kinky radio? Is your birthday suit all nicely ironed – no wrinkles allowed! I know mine will be silky smooth and ready for the road. In honour of my birthday, and to say thank you for all the support through the year from the Rowdy Boyz, the Usual Suspects and sundry sissies, I’ll be giving away some prizes. I’ll be asking a question in the chat room – it’ll relate to something I’ve said recently in the chat room, so I hope you’ve been paying attention! The first person to type the correct answer in the room will win a free audio on the subject of your choice.

Thank you for everyone who sent me birthday greetings, including this one from Rowdy Boy, tommie. I did originally intend to read this out during the Magic Bus, but decided that it would be much better to post it here. Hmmmm I wonder if I should give a prize for guessing the source of all these lyrics? Perhaps… Anyway, thank you tommie for dedicating these song lyrics to me. Every inch of my body is blushing!

Bow down to her on Sunday
Salute her when her birthday comes
Listening to you I get the music
Gazing at you I feel the heat
You can start me up, I’ll never stop.
You make a grown man cry
For your love, I’d give the moon if it were mine to give.
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots!
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
She said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
I knew a girl and I like her still
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will…
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone
and she’s always gone too long
anytime she goes away.
She’s got a fine sense of humour when I’m feeling low down
She doesn’t have to say she’s faithful
Yet she’s true, like ice, like fire
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can’t leave you alone
I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
And you make it hard (heh)
I get high with a little help from my friends
You know the night’s magic
Seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight
Seems to shine in your blush…
See me feel me touch me heal me
Feel when I dance with you,
We move like the sea.
Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Happy birthday, MsCatherine

I know that our sexy driver, steph, will be wearing something extra-special for the Birthday Bus and no doubt various intoxicants will be circulating as we make our twisted way through the mysterious countryside of our imaginations and no doubt there’ll be a certain amount of cock teasing thanks to the weekly Bedtime Story! Tune in to www.cockradio.com at 10pm EST tomorrow night and join us in the Cock Radio room to join in the chat. See you then!

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Birthday Party in our Kinky Cock Radio Room!

catherine — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:38:45 +0000

Yes – another party! This time it’s to celebrate my birthday. My actual birthday is on the 25th, but like most royalty I get to celebrate twice! The Magic Bus on the 28th will be a special birthday edition, so if you’ve never ridden the Bus, now’s a perfect opportunity to find out just how much fun it is and why it’s the place where all the cool kids hang out! If you’d like to send me a birthday greeting to be played on the air, just send an MP3 to empress.catherine@yahoo.com by Thursday afternoon and I’ll make sure it’s played. For those of you without a microphone *looks meaningfully in no one’s direction in particular…* just send me something I can read out. Since it’s a party, who knows what Mistresses might drop in to join the festivities – maybe a couple you’ve never met before?

Remember, if you’re only listening to our kinky radio, then you’re missing half the fun – you really need to be in the chat room too! Join us in the Cock Radio Room at 10pm EST on Sunday for a twisted tour on my Magic Bus, oh and if there’s anything special you’d like me to play on Sunday, just send me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do – I make NO rash promises! Speaking of rashes, a birthday suit is not mandatory for the occasion, but I know I’ll be wearing mine…

See you at the party kinksters!

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My Subby Valentine!

catherine — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:40:26 +0000

IF YOU’D RATHER LISTEN THAN READ, CHECK THE BEDTIME STORY AUDIOS PAGE!

I love to get gifts – who doesn’t? I especially love Valentine’s Day gifts – all that love and chocolate! Mmmmmmm… So when a certain little subby tells me he has “something special” for me, naturally I’m excited. I make sure I dress the part – red satin corset, black stockings and wickedly high heels, not forgetting the weapons-grade perfume (I find it so useful for stupifying subbies). When I walk into the room I feel like squealing with delight at seeing my gift! Of course I don’t – I’d never give myself away like that in front of a sub. And there it is, my Valentine’s Day gift, lying in the middle of the floor, all wrapped up and ready for me to enjoy! Well, when I say “wrapped” I’m referring to the shackles binding its feet and wrists together as it lies face down on the floor. It’s also wearing the most adorable ball gag – red of course – and the red satin ribbon around it’s neck is an especially pretty touch! I feel a fluttering of excitement in my belly as I kick it’s knees a bit further apart and it makes a sort of noise – a sound in it’s throat I think. I stand there admiring the Valentine’s heart drawn in red lipstick at the base of it’s spine – the point of the heart indicating the precise spot where my strap-on should go – as if I needed directions!

Now, usually I’m very slow and careful with my strap-ons – even with the smallest one – because I want my subbies to enjoy the experience too, but what the fuck? It’s Valentine’s Day – that means this one’s for me! I make a big thing about lubing up my strap-on – making sure subby can hear the sound of the of the gel being slathered along it’s length and I kneel down behind him. His breathing’s already becoming a little short – in fact he’s almost panting. I don’t like that – it seems to me that he’s getting a little ahead of himself. I pull his head back with my left hand – pulling it hard enough to make him grunt with pain – arching his neck back – and lower my face towards his. Silly subby! He thinks he’s going to be kissed and strains his face towards me – his eyes bright with anticipation. I slap him sharply across the face with my right hand – and then again – just to make sure I have his attention. “Lower your eyes!” I snap at him and I’m gratified to see him obey. I push his thighs even further apart – knowing how uncomfortable his position already is. He annoyed me with that assumption of a kiss. I take off the strap-on and toss it aside – making sure subby can see it from his position. I know he hears me fumbling with the harness as I replace the strap-on. Yes, he knows I’m replacing it, but he doesn’t know with what. I sit back on my heels and admire the nine inches of stiff black rubber jutting out from my slim hips – it contrasts beautifully with my red corset – and begin the lubing process all over again, noting as I do so the thickness of the dildo, the blunt roundness of it’s head. Mmmmm, I’m going to enjoy this. I’m almost drooling in anticipation, but, remembering my manners, I begin the process of getting subby ready to receive me. I tease him a little first with light dabs of my fingertips on the outer rim of his arsehole – occasionally stabbing him with with one long finger, occasionally probing deep inside him with two and tickling his prostate, causing his already hard cock to stiffen even more, working the lube into his tight hole, stretching, tantalizing. When I think he’s ready – ok really when I’m more than ready – I position the head of the strap-on at the entrance to his arse. I hear him gasp through his gag and I pause. I wait until he exhales again and push suddenly – just far enough to enjoy the sight of his sphincter being stretched – invaded, violated. I push again and the strapon slides in an inch. Hmmmm I did a good job with that lubrication. Subby makes a little noise in his throat. I like that noise. I make him make that noise again. Wondering what other delicious noises subby might make, I give one hard thrust and impale him on the full length of the dildo, ramming all nine inches in to the hilt. He makes a VERY interesting noise then! I think he likes it. I know I do. I begin to slide the strap-on steadily in and out of subby’s exquisitely tight hole, loving the slurping, sucking sound it makes, relishing the variety of sounds coming from subby’s gagged mouth. I reach down and seize his hard throbbing cock in my hand – squeezing savagely. The sound he makes then makes me laugh out loud! I start to fuck him faster and faster – losing all interest in the sounds he makes – intent on my own pleasure, my own satisfaction. Through the blur of lust I see drops of moisture drip from his face – not knowing or caring whether it’s sweat or tears. My own sweat runs in rivulets between my breasts, my thighs, adding to the moisture from my cunt. Subby seems to be whimpering as I grab his hips, pulling him back onto the strapon – jabbing him unmercifully now as the orgasm overwhelms me. I reach down again – grabbing his balls viciously – feeling him buck beneath me from shock. Now I smile to myself as I hear his muffled cries as his cock spurts convulsively against his belly and wait for his breathing to return to something like normal. I still smile. Because I know that subby thinks it’s all over now. Hmmm – that’s what he thinks…

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Erotic Radio AND Love From Your Favourite Phone Sex Mistresses!

catherine — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:30:33 +0000

What a combination! Erotic radio on Cock Radio together with all your favourite phone sex Mistresses in the chat rooms for 24 hours! Some will even be welcoming you to the room with a kiss – mmmmm yummy! You’ll have to check the Cock Radio schedule to see who’s going to be on and when, but I can tell you that I’m doing a two-hour special edition of the Magic Bus from 8pm – 10pm. This will be a good opportunity for those of you who haven’t been able to catch the usual Sunday evening Bus to hear my softer, more romantic side, and no doubt some of the usual suspects and rowdy boyz from the back seat will be there! Ms Constance will be following the Magic Bus with her own special V-Day edition of her radio show. I don’t know what kind of music she’ll be playing, but I DO know she’ll be showing you plenty of LOVE! Not only that, but she’s planning a special trivia contest and I know you’ll all be interested in winning.

Speaking of winning prizes, are you all remembering to collect hearts for your chance to win free phone minutes with your favourite Mistress? You’ll find the hearts on some of our blogs – in which case you should leave a comment so that your name can be entered into the draw – and on our posts in the forums at teasemania and getgirlie. If you see a heart displayed on our Yahoo IMs, you should leave a message saying “show me the love” and your name will be entered that way too. Oh, and one more thing. I know some of you are rather shy, but would like to let your favourite Mistress know how much she means to you. If that’s the case, then just send a note, song dedication, love poem – either as text or as an MP3 – to Ms Tia at cockradio@rocketmail.com and she’ll make sure it’s aired during the Love Fest radio broadcast. We’ll be having another exciting contest on Cock Radio that day – a “Guess The Kiss” contest! Just listen out for kisses from our lovely femdom ladies, guess who the kinky kisser is and win!

I can’t wait to see you all on the 13th to celebrate LDW’s very special Love Fest – hope you all have fun and feel the LOVE!

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LoveFest 2010!!

catherine — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:45:55 +0000

I know you’ve all been eagerly awaiting details of the LDW Love Fest! We’ll have special events and promotions on our blogs and forums climaxing in 24 hours of love-madness for the whole of January 13th! Tune in to Cock Radio for 24 Hours of live coverage from your favourite Mistresses and hang out in the chat rooms where you’ll find Mistresses galore (with some greeting you with kisses in honour of the date!) In addition to all this fun, we’ll be giving away free phone sex minutes all Love Fest long! So join us for our Love Fest and most of all the Love Hunt! Collect hearts by browsing the blog and forum posts from your favourite Mistresses; leave a comment or a post for an entry to win a ten-minute call when you find a heart in the post. When you see a heart as her Yahoo thumbnail pic on messenger, IM her to say “Show me some love!” and get an extra chance to win!

One of the treats I have planned for you is a special Love Edition of the Magic Bus on Saturday night – 8-10pm. Yes – two hours of the softer, gentler, more romantic side of your pornographic priestess (assuming she can find it!), in addition to the usual Sunday edition. Also, Ms Tia’s collecting love poems, messages, dedications to your favourite Mistresses – so do your bit and send your MP3 to her at cockradio@rocketmail.com. Haven’t you always wanted to express your love for your favourite Mistress? What better way to do it – and just think of the possible rewards!

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
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The School Mistress – Part XI

catherine — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:13:56 +0000

Another erotic bedtime story by Catherine. If you’d rather listen than read, just go to the Bedtime Story page.

All characters in this story are fictitious and the naughty schoolboy is, of course, over the age of 18. Perhaps if he’d paid more attention to his school work and less attention to his school mistress, he may not have been kept behind…

The naughty schoolboy lay, panting, over the knees of the School Mistress. His body shuddered in aftershocks from the force of his orgasm and he kept his eyes closed – delaying his return to reality as long as he could. His afterglow didn’t last long! The School Mistress stood up abruptly, tumbling the boy to the floor where he lay helplessly – legs still weak and trembling from his uncontrolled spurting; bottom still sore and red from his spanking. “Just look at the disgusting mess you’ve made you filthy boy!” The School Mistress shouts at him. “I really think there must be something wrong with you – stand up so I can look at you!” The boy struggles to his feet, pulling up his pyjama pants as he does so, and stands sheepishly in front of the Mistress. He flinches as her arm shoots out, but she only places her hand on his forehead. “Yes,” she says “Your forehead is quite hot, your face is flushed and you seem to be constantly in some state of arousal.” The boy is speechless with indignation. Of course he’s in a constant state of arousal – how can he be any other way around her?! For once, he wisely decides to say nothing and hangs his head in a manner he feels sure will go SOME way towards placating the angry School Mistress – fighting the urge to mutter obscenities under his breath. “Yesss…” she says again “I really think you should pay a visit to the new School Nurse – let her examine you and see what she thinks”. The School Mistress ignores for the moment the sticky mess on her smooth thighs and sits down to write a note which she thrusts into the boy’s hand. “Here take this to the Nurse and I’ll call her to tell her you’re on your way – so no detours!” The boy is in such a state of confusion that he merely takes the note, nods and plods off on quivering legs towards the Nurse’s office.

The sight that greets him as he opens the office door is a little disconcerting – perhaps he should have knocked first. His first view of the new School Nurse is of her ample bottom! She’s reaching across a desk, the navy blue dress hiked up, showing opaque black stockings and an expanse of smooth white thigh and the lower edge of round buttocks. The boy coughs nervously and the School Nurse straightens up and turns around. “Ah there you are!” she says “I’ve been expecting you – strip!” The schoolboy takes in the the sight of the nurse in her rather right uniform – breasts straining behind a white starched apron, pale blonde hair scraped back under a white cap starched quite as savagely as the apron, and realises he has no choice but to comply. He stands there, pale and shivering as the Nurse looks him over – from every angle! Only his insolent cock shows no sign of embarrassment and betrays his appreciation of the Nurse’s womanly curves. As he waits for the next stage of the examination, he hears the door open behind him and the unmistakable click of the School Mistress’s high heels. He feels the remaining blood in his face drain – and we know exactly where it goes, don’t we? He groans inwardly, but whether in dread or in anticipation or a combination of the two, even HE doesn’t know. “Oh good!” says the School Mistress with undisguised glee – you haven’t started yet – I wouldn’t want to miss anything! Please carry on as if I weren’t here.” “Oh yes” says the Nurse “You haven’t missed anything at all – I was just about to take his temperature – now then boy, bend over!” The naughty schoolboy hears the snapping on of rubber gloves behind him and, as he takes a deep, but rather shaky breath, the sound of the School Mistress saying “Ooooh – that’s a big one! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a thermometer THAT big before!” “Yes” says the Nurse “It’s a rather special one I had custom-made for just these cases – it will probe his prostate at the same time – I DO think that’s so important, don’t you?” The school boy closed his eyes tightly as he heard the School Mistress chuckle evilly. He, of course, knew exactly what that meant…

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

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February’s Coming – Are You Ready for the Love?

catherine — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 18:24:55 +0000

Yes, it’s that time of year again! In spite of the weather, February is one of my favourite months – how can it NOT be, with my birthday AND Valentine’s Day in the same month? So for all you stroker-boys, sissies and miscellaneous kinksters, watch this space for more info about what’s coming (oops!) for the month of February. (With a bit of luck, YOU will be!) As usual, we Mistresses are planning and plotting to bring some fun events to our kinky radio and even kinkier chat rooms – events that will result in some of you winning prizes, including free calls with some of your favourite Mistresses! All these events will be culminating in a special Valentine’s Day Party in the chat rooms on Saturday, 13 February.

You’ll have plenty of time to recover from those festivities and get ready for my birthday party on Sunday, 28 February. It’s actually my birthday on the 25th, but I’ll be celebrating with all the rowdy boyz on the Magic Bus on the 28th. If you’d like to send along a birthday greeting to me, then make me an MP3 and I’ll play it on the radio or just send a note to me at empress.catherine@yahoo.com – either with or without a song dedication – and I’ll read it out during the show. Maybe the rowdy boyz should get together and all sing Happy Birthday? I suppose at least one of you would prefer to hear the Lolcatz version..

If possible, I’ll be hosting an extended show for my birthday (yes – you get to ride on the long bus instead of the short one for a change) but I’ll keep you posted on that. Also, I’m always open for song requests – provided they fit the rather loose format of the show. No Sinatra requests please! Well, you can request him if you’re into DENIAL!!

See you all soon on the Bus, and watch this blog and that of the other Mistresses for further details on the V-Day festivities and get ready to show the loooooooove!

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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