Kiss My Arse

This did start out as a blog about the fine art of arse worship (hence the title) but somewhere along the way I thought “Who wants to read my perspective on this activity? About the correct use of tongue, about how the subby should ensure soft, supple lips and the correct application of same?” I realised (especially after last week’s Cock Whisperer) that what you REALLY want to read about is what’s happening with the Magic Bus. Well here’s the scoop – the REAL scoop (*looking at no one in particular*). The Magic Bus has ceased to be – it’s been retired to wherever it is old buses go when their working lives are over. Thanks to all of you who’ve supported it in the past and I hope you’ll enjoy its new incarnation as the Magic Carpet (much more environmentally friendly). The Bus is dead – long live the Carpet! Yes, that’s right, there’s to be a new show on Cock Radio at 9pm on Thursday evenings beginning in June. I’m hoping this one will be live and serve as a gateway to a great weekend instead of a winding-down as the Bus was. Think of it this way, if the Bus was the chill-out lounge, the Carpet will be the foyer where we’ll all gather and get in the mood for whatever kind of weekend we have planned. I just hope we have a big enough carpet and that no one falls off…

Oh, and a reminder about Ms Ann’s Auction coming up on Saturday. (Check out her blog for details.) I know it’s already caused a great deal of excitement in LDWland so I can only imagine what will happen at the actual event!

See you tonight at the Cock Whisperer! (Maybe we can try to continue last week’s topic *sigh*)

If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com and join me for my hosted chat, The Cock Whisperer, on Thursdays at 9pm EST.

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33 comments to Kiss My Arse (or “Ass” if you’re American)

  • tommieboy

    Although I would never, ever disagree with MsCatherine, IN ADDITION TO my thanks for the important message she just left us, I bet my answer to her question (“Who wants to read my perspective on this activity? About the correct use of tongue, about how the subby should ensure soft, supple lips and the correct application of same?”) is shared by all the Usual Suspects. WE WANT TO!! Maybe we could read MsCath’s views in a future blog post or discuss the subject some Thursday evening?

  • tommieboy

    Very nice picture, btw!

  • pantysue

    A mighty fine arse there MsC
    An no finer place could i be
    my nose nestled in
    and then lick i begin
    Your arse is just perfect for me

  • lol! Thank you pantysue! I’m sure you have a wonderful technique!

  • kindle.d

    *breaks into teh garage … looks around*

    Ahhhh, there’s the Bus over there, in the corner. Lookin’ lonely as hell. Destined to be abandoned in the bitter cold, gray, snow covered secluded grave yard. Poor ole girl. I better go look under my seat and make sure I haven’t left any, um … stuff behind.

  • kindle.d

    *puts my hand on her front fender panel one last time on my way in*
    *caressing her tenderly, as I would a friend in her final days*
    *stepping inside … maybe I’ll have a seat and crank up some groovy tunes for old times sake*
    *let’s see, how does this radio wo— ….. Hmmmmm! What’s this I see in the ignition?!*
    *evil grin washes upon teh Kindle’s face*

    Hey, guys? What y’all say we take this sucker for a joy ride? ;)

    Hmmm….

    I could use this baby come June 2nd. w00t!

  • kindle.d

    Too much?

  • Ms Catherine as a somewhat frequent rider to the bus i shall miss it…..but I am super excited to get a ride on your magic carpet. Now I am with tommie lets get back to worshiping that ass “grin”

  • Ms Anns steph

    Curtsey Emrpess Catherine, I am shocked and sadden by the news of the Magic Bus, and the driver is the last to know,There were many treasured moments and lots of soothing bedtime stories for many a weary passenger. I can agree with Kindle, one final ride would seem fitting to for a dear friend who was everybit Magical on Sunday Evenings.I suppose this means the driver has also been put out to pasture as well or perhaps there will be a position on the Carpet for me. Empress Catherine I could worship that arse for hours..

  • magnus

    I just hope the bus never gets repainted and used for a Partridge Family movie.

  • Ms Constance, there will always be a place on the carpet for you! hehehehehe

  • Magnus!!! Bite your tongue!!

  • Now then steph, I’m sure lots of people found out after you did! Thank you for the kind words and I hope you’ll be just as much a part of the Magic Carpet as you were of the Magic Bus.

  • unlike the BUS , will farting

    be allowed on the ‘ Carpet ‘ ???

    * crosses fingers *

  • Hmmmm, now let me see, to fart or not to fart? What do YOU think my answer will be? (Clue: there are only two letters in the one-word answer…) Still, we might need some form of propulsion from time to time. Do you think you could hang your arse out over the back of the carpet? (*prepares new, easily-removed cork*)

  • tommieboy

    I bet the Magic Carpet will have many magic features just as the Bus did. What features do the Suspects think would be good to have? We should ask MsCatherine now, while she’s planning for the Carpet.

  • Ms Anns steph

    Curtsey Empress Catherine, Well, I suppose it’s true several have found out after me, there have been hints in the chats that I’ve just not picked up on, I suppose I should have just come to you first and humbly appologize for not doing so. Of course, yes m’am I for sure want to be a part of the new carpet in what ever capacity you have for me, you have my support always..will there be room for a dancing pole on the carpet? I suppose you have me fill some other role…

  • kindle.d

    Well, Tommie. Its too late to use the Satan/angel strapon wearing that cute lil German WW1 helmet. I’m keeping that as a souvenir.

    Oh, Tommie btw… when did you say that Magic Carpet design contest was?

  • So that’s where it got to? I should have known!

  • tommieboy

    tommie not making any moar contest announcements, nope.

  • Ms Anns steph

    I like to dream,’Come with me little girl on a magic carpet Ride, Look inside girl, hold your eyes girl for something you adore..I am sure there will be some, high flying, high sailing each and every week…..Oh.. I am looking forward to seeing Tommie’s design of the Magic Carpet that has a throne for our Empress Catherine as I am sure she will be holding court each and every week.

  • But tommie, kindle already told us you had! Not to worry – a note has been made…

  • No throne stephie, but I”ll expect everyone to be sitting in the lotus position – just like me.

  • kindle.d

    Sorry, Tommie bro. I already told Empress about the “How many sissy pennies does Butter’s garage hold?” contest.

    I’m sure the beating you get will hurt you more than it will hurt me. ;)

  • Win Win ! WIN !!!!

    the NEW and exiting contest is here…..

    Design the NEW, Magic Carpet ???

    Eff no, Tommie’s got that covered…no,

    this contest is : Where should Kindle and

    Cannibal drive the BUS to on its final, and

    illicit, last ride, en route to its Viking

    Funeral….yes BUS fans, where do YOU think

    the BUS should visit on its final journey ????

    Stay tuned for details on when to hear the BUS’

    ” Last Ride “…..coming soon, on a Pirate

    Satellite near you !!!!!

  • tommieboy

    Someone spozed to say “Arrrrrr”

  • No – someone’s supposed to say OUCH!!!! Oh, wait…

  • Saint

    ms Cath, i never realized what a beautiful ass you have
    until now, almost as beautiful as you one should have to
    qualify to place their lips on such a beautiful ass, like you
    have to earn the right to wear a green beret ( 100 will test
    but only 3 will wear the green beret)you should only allow
    only quality lips to touch you.

  • Well thank you saint! How kind, not to mention discerning, of you! I certainly restrict access to those who meet my requirements.

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