'Twas the Night Before Christmas - in the Chat Room!

Just what DID happen on the Night Before Christmas? A new twist to an old favourite. Check the free adult audio on my “Audios – Free Audios” page.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all throughout chat
Not a sissy was stirring, not even to fap!
Black silk stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a sugar-daddy soon would be there;
The sissies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of strapons danced in their heads;
And me in my corset, my stud in his tux,
Had just settled down for some long winter’s fucks,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I threw my stud from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight rowdy boys,
With a teeny small driver, with his hand on his willy,
I knew in a moment it must be Tiny Billy.
Quicker than stroker-boys his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Andy! Now, Chastized! Now, Penguin and Wessy!
On, Cannibal! On, Kindle! On, Asia and Tommie!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now fap away! Fap away! Fap away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they all start to cry!
But up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Tiny Bill too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little foot.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Tiny Bill came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and poop;
A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes – how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The roach of a spliff he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And came in the stockings; right after a jerk!
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he gave a quick yank,
“Happy Fapping to all, and to all a good wank!”

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