Well if you DO have one, we want to see it! When I say “we” I mean Ms Constance and I. Usually we’d simply have a topic – a sort of “fetish of the day” – at our Wednesday hosted chat (Happy Hour with Constance and Catherine) but this time we decided to make a contest of it, and really, wouldn’t you like to think of us poring over pictures of YOUR cock? Don’t worry – this is the one and only occasion where cock size doesn’t matter, since we’ll be awarding prizes not only for the biggest cock but also for the smallest and, kk, for those who fall somewhere in between! You “mid-dickers” might want to get your thinking caps on – on your cocks that is! We’ll be awarding a sort of wild-card prize to the most original cock pic we receive.
Now before you start getting all excited, perhaps thinking that life is fair after all, just think about this – Ms Constance gets to judge the big cocks and, somehow, I have to judge the small ones! I don’t know how that happened, but I shall be taking it up with the International Union of Fabulous Mistresses! Anyway, looking at small penises will be a new and novel experience for me so, in a way, I’m looking forward to it! I suppose you’re wondering about the prizes? Well, the winner of each category gets a free ten-minute call with Ms Constance and me (that’s if you can LAST ten minutes…). So, whether you’re a sissy or a stroker boy, consider this to be your own version of cockteasing – and admit it aren’t you just a little curious about the other chatters? Oh – didn’t I mention it? The pictures will, of course, be posted in the room so that your fellow chatters can comment and vote. No names or IDs of any kind – just pictures. Of course if you WANT to reveal your identity – along with your cock – then you must feel free! Those of you into small penis humiliation will definitely want to enter THIS contest!
One last thing – entries must be in by 9 am on Wednesday morning and we need to have at least five entries for each category. Better stop stroking and get clicking!
If you’d like to explore some aspect of femdom, then call me or arrange a text session through sexytexting.com or, if you’d like to get to know me a little first, look for me in the chat rooms at communitykink.com. If you just want to hang out with friends, relax and listen to some music and erotic radio, then tune in to The Magic Bus at 10:00 pm EST on Sunday evenings.
Empress Catherine 800-356-6169
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it looks like your new show is another smash hit Ms Catherine. Congratulations! You have the Midas touch. Now if you would only take up morris dancing……
*raps asia sharply on the head with morris dancing stick*