Comments on: Hello 2009! http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/hello-2009/ Empress Catherine 800-601-6975 Wed, 11 Jan 2012 04:53:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: tonydshrimp http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/hello-2009/comment-page-1/#comment-132 tonydshrimp Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:44:36 +0000 http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=292#comment-132 I have 10 resolutions, which I am submitting in top 10 list Letterman standardized format. (drumroll....) #10: I will attend every magic bus ride that includes a special bedtime story about the Erotic Adventures of Shrimp Boy! (OK, that's not exactly a hard resolution to keep.) #9: I will never make even even the slightest untoward or disrespectful comment about how Canadians speak again, eh. #8: I will learn what in the heck they are really singing about in that "Louie, Louie" song. #7: I will increase the number of times I tell Empress Catherine how lovely her voice is from the customary 8 times a magic bus ride show, to at least 11. #6: I will stop slouching on the bus. Not that one can tell with a shrimp, but hey, it's something. #5: I will put in a nice dining compartment into the Magic Bus, if our driver asia can promise to stop taking speed bumps at 90 and also begin to treat guard rails, sidewalks, and shopping mall corridors with more respect #4: I will attempt not to show up as an appetizer into our newly established dining compartment #3: I will attempt not to let anyone else show up as an appetizer in the dining compartment when Canadian_Cannibal is around #2: I will learn what in the heck a charabanc is And my #1 resolution for 2009... #1: I will finally get that grant I have been working on for the past 10 years, to establish the "Free Chocolate Confections For Mistresses Institute" - tonydshrimp I have 10 resolutions, which I am submitting in top 10 list Letterman standardized format. (drumroll….)

#10: I will attend every magic bus ride that includes a special bedtime story about the Erotic Adventures of Shrimp Boy! (OK, that’s not exactly a hard resolution to keep.)

#9: I will never make even even the slightest untoward or disrespectful comment about how Canadians speak again, eh.

#8: I will learn what in the heck they are really singing about in that “Louie, Louie” song.

#7: I will increase the number of times I tell Empress Catherine how lovely her voice is from the customary 8 times a magic bus ride show, to at least 11.

#6: I will stop slouching on the bus. Not that one can tell with a shrimp, but hey, it’s something.

#5: I will put in a nice dining compartment into the Magic Bus, if our driver asia can promise to stop taking speed bumps at 90 and also begin to treat guard rails, sidewalks, and shopping mall corridors with more respect

#4: I will attempt not to show up as an appetizer into our newly established dining compartment

#3: I will attempt not to let anyone else show up as an appetizer in the dining compartment when Canadian_Cannibal is around

#2: I will learn what in the heck a charabanc is

And my #1 resolution for 2009…

#1: I will finally get that grant I have been working on for the past 10 years, to establish the “Free Chocolate Confections For Mistresses Institute”

– tonydshrimp

]]> By: wes http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/hello-2009/comment-page-1/#comment-131 wes Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:28:08 +0000 http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=292#comment-131 I resolve to have more control over my orgasm's in 2009. I know that my LDW Mistress will help me with this goal. Her words melt as smooth as Godiva chocolate on my mind. I resolve to have more control over my orgasm’s in 2009. I know that my LDW Mistress will help me with this goal. Her words melt as smooth as Godiva chocolate on my mind.

]]> By: chastized http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/hello-2009/comment-page-1/#comment-130 chastized Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:18:46 +0000 http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=292#comment-130 I am just a poor submissive male, what I want to talk doesn't matter! What I hope Governess Catherine wants to talk about is punishing my bare bottem, withholding and controlling my orgasms, and providing harsh, loving discipline for the year. Of course, I resolve to never miss a trip on the Magic Bus, and to provide weekly Chocolates to my British Temptress who leaves me just a little bit more "Helpless" each week. Let 2009 begin Happy New Year chastized I am just a poor submissive male, what I want to talk doesn’t matter! What I hope Governess Catherine wants to talk about is punishing my bare bottem, withholding and controlling my orgasms, and providing harsh, loving discipline for the year. Of course, I resolve to never miss a trip on the Magic Bus, and to provide weekly Chocolates to my British Temptress who leaves me just a little bit more “Helpless” each week.

Let 2009 begin
Happy New Year

chastized

]]> By: asia http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/hello-2009/comment-page-1/#comment-129 asia Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:41:56 +0000 http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=292#comment-129 i put the wrong comment on the wrong blog lol. i would like to talk about about an erotic tide on the magic bus invovling chocolate flavoured massage oil. The bus would not be moving but i'm sure it would be rocking. HAPPY NEW YEARS i put the wrong comment on the wrong blog lol. i would like to talk about about an erotic tide on the magic bus invovling chocolate flavoured massage oil. The bus would not be moving but i’m sure it would be rocking. HAPPY NEW YEARS

]]> By: asia http://www.strokemistress.com/2008/12/hello-2009/comment-page-1/#comment-128 asia Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:35:52 +0000 http://www.strokemistress.com/?p=292#comment-128 Happy New Years!!! This year i resolve to cut my chocolate beer drinking in half. I’m going to use smaller glasses lol. Happy New Years!!! This year i resolve to cut my chocolate beer drinking in half. I’m going to use smaller glasses lol.

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