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All About Anal

Posts about my love of strap-on play do seem to provoke the most reaction!  Apparently, many of you are at least curious about anal play in general and being fucked by my strap-on in particular.  From what I hear, the mere mention of me buckling on my trusty tool tends to make a cock hard!

No, You’re Not Gay

Not that it matters, but no, thinking about or indulging in anal play doesn’t mean you’re homosexual.  For a start, gay men aren’t all fucking each other in the arse, whatever you may think.  And it’s natural to explore all the erogenous zones on your body (and in your mind).

First Things First

As I mentioned in a recent post, you don’t have to go at it like a porn star.  Before you rush out and buy a strap-on, why not start with a finger, either your own or preferably that of an obliging partner.  It helps if they’re as into anal play as you are – best to ask first.

If even that’s a step too far for you, then you should definitely call me to explore your fantasies over the phone.  I keep on saying it, but it’s still true; phone sex is the safest sex of all!

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If you’d like to explore this, or some other aspect of femdom, then just call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little better first, join me for my hosted chat, The Magic Bus, on Mondays at 8pm EST in our interactive chat room at and listen to me at my live YouTube channel. YOU MUST B18+ TO PARTICIPATE.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975
Skype ID: CatherineSpanks

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975. (Must be 18+. Calls are $2.75 per minute, with a 10-minute minimum. Discreetly billed to your credit card.) http://ratemycall.com

Shameless Phone Sex

If you’re a regular caller of mine you’ll already know that I don’t do shame, guilt or any of that self-indulgent stuff.  Not when it comes to sex and particularly phone sex.  For a lot of callers this is their only outlet, their only opportunity to express their “real” selves.  Yes, of course it’s fantasy.  Or at least in most cases it’s fantasy, but it’s still a part of themselves that needs to be expressed.  Safely.  We all know that phone sex is the safest sex of all – partly because it’s as anonymous as you want it to be and as confidential as a confessional.

Set Yourself Free

I know it’s easier said than done, but you really do need to learn not to feel guilty or ashamed of your kinks.  It’s not necessary to ask why you have them, simply to embrace and  enjoy them.  It’s a funny thing, but much of the guilt I get to hear about relates to the most harmless of practices – wearing panties and/or other articles of women’s clothing.

What’s to be Guilty About?

Why should you feel guilty because you’d rather wear female underwear than male?  Why should anyone else care what you wear?  Does it affect anyone else?  Does it harm anyone else?  Of course not!

I won’t say I can cure your guilt/shame overnight, but I can help you come to terms with the  kinks that turn you on and at the very least, I can help you to explore your fantasies whether   they involve wearing panties or sucking cock, whether you’re into simple verbal humiliation or a complicated cuckold fantasy.

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If you’d like to explore this, or some other aspect of femdom, then just call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little better first, join me for my hosted chat, The Magic Bus, on Mondays at 8pm EST in our interactive chat room at and listen to me at my live YouTube channel. YOU MUST B18+ TO PARTICIPATE.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975
Skype ID: CatherineSpanks

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975. (Must be 18+. Calls are $2.75 per minute, with a 10-minute minimum. Discreetly billed to your credit card.) http://ratemycall.com

Contact Me

What I do is all about communication, isn’t it?  And we all know by now (and if you don’t, you should) that Yahoo IM is no more.  Or at least it certainly isn’t what we were used to in terms of keeping in touch with me and your other favourite LDW Mistresses.

Confused?

Apparently there’s still a little confusion about how you should contact me outside of a telephone call.  Often you’ll want to get to know a little about me before you call, sometimes you might have (for example) a rather complicated sissy fantasy you’d like to present to me, sometimes you just want me to know what makes you tick.

What to Do?

If you’ve never contacted me before, or if you simply have a new kinky fantasy you want to run by me, then by all means send me an e-mail.  That way we don’t spend valuable time going over what you want to talk about.  Also, some callers find it easier to tell me by e-mail rather than blurting it all out on the phone!  If you want to chat between calls, if you want to enquire about availability, do contact me via Tumblr.com.  HOWEVER, be aware that the chat function isn’t the same as the e-mail function.  Use the little smiley face to chat with me live.  Also bear in mind that I have to actually BE ONLINE in order to chat.  It sounds obvious I know, but you’d be surprised…  Feel free to leave a message and if I’m not online, I’ll get back to you when I am.

Questions?

Any questions?  Well, you know what to do…

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If you’d like to explore this, or some other aspect of femdom, then just call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little better first, join me for my hosted chat, The Magic Bus, on Mondays at 8pm EST in our interactive chat room at and listen to me at my live YouTube channel. YOU MUST B18+ TO PARTICIPATE.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975
Skype ID: CatherineSpanks

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975. (Must be 18+. Calls are $2.75 per minute, with a 10-minute minimum. Discreetly billed to your credit card.) http://ratemycall.com

Now Where Did I Leave That Strap-On…?

Now then, where were we?  Oh yes, I was just lubing up my strap-on and trying to decide what position to fuck you in.  You, I believe, were practising your deep breathing.  Very wise.

Which Strap-On?

I can never decide which strap-on to use on a new subbie.  I know I should start off small and work my way up to my biggest (known as the British Invasion) but it is tempting to just start pounding you right away with B.I.

Restraint

Fortunately, (for you) I’m blessed with a certain amount of restraint.  That means I’ll use plenty of lube on my smallest strap-on (known as “What-Are-You-a-Wimp?”), get you on your hands and knees and approach you from behind.  I should say at this point that I’ll probably have threatened you with the British Invasion, waving it in front of your face, making you suck it, and you won’t know that I’ve switched to W.A.Y.A.W.  Just my little joke.

What Happens Next?

“What happens next?” Fenris asks, all innocent-like.  Do I have to spell it out?  Perhaps I do and I will.  Tune in next time to find out what happens next!

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If you’d like to explore this, or some other aspect of femdom, then just call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little better first, join me for my hosted chat, The Magic Bus, on Mondays at 8pm EST in our interactive chat room at and listen to me at my live YouTube channel. YOU MUST B18+ TO PARTICIPATE.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975
Skype ID: CatherineSpanks

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975. (Must be 18+. Calls are $2.75 per minute, with a 10-minute minimum. Discreetly billed to your credit card.) http://ratemycall.com

My Strap-on, Your Arse. Any Questions?

So let’s assume I’ve somehow managed to persuade you to surrender your arse to my pleasure.  You might be a sissy giving up your back-pussy or you might be a subby giving your all.  You might be something else entirely

Assume the Position

Whatever you are, you’re about to experience the most mind-blowing orgasm of your life.  Oh yes, particularly when it’s your first time you’re allowed an orgasm.  It seems only fair, doesn’t it?  Your poor cock, all hard and throbbing, your arsehole puckering in anticipation.  Anyway, you get the picture.

I always like to begin proceedings with a good spanking – purely for your benefit of course!  (Okay, maybe I enjoy it just a bit.)  Having a nice tingly, toasty bottom seems to enhance the experience somehow.  Don’t take my word for it, try it for yourself!  Once I’ve achieved the desired shade of red, it’s time to get you into position, but which one?  Do I want you lying on your belly on my bed?  On your hands and knees on the floor?  Or should I take you like the bitch you are, on your back with your legs wrapped around my waist?  Whatever the position, my trusty strap-on is all lubed up and ready to go!

IF YOU’D RATHER LISTEN THAN READ, JUST CLICK HERE…

If you’d like to explore this, or some other aspect of femdom, then just call me or, if you’d like to get to know me a little better first, join me for my hosted chat, The Magic Bus, on Mondays at 8pm EST in our interactive chat room and on my live YouTube channel. YOU MUST B18+ TO PARTICIPATE.

EMPRESS CATHERINE: 800-601-6975
Skype ID: CatherineSpanks

For an erotic phone session with Empress Catherine, call 800-601-6975. (Must be 18+. Calls are $2.75 per minute, with a 10-minute minimum. Discreetly billed to your credit card.) http://ratemycall.com